Amara, Softest Moth~

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For @soffmoff.bsky.social and @babgonian.bsky.social ^^

When are we going to say that the primary flavor in southern cooking is fucking pepper? I'm tired of pretending it's not.

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Why pull someone's finger when you can yank someone's tail up?

Both actions lead to the same result, but one's more fun!~

Ah, the incessant need to be recognized by popular people without having to go to war for their attention--

How I loathe thee.

/j, HEAVY /j

Alternatively that goes harder:

Heavy is the pamp that carries it's brown.

Heavy is the pamp that is worn and drowned.

Lmao
Imagine doing better numbers than usual because you did a sleep-deprived bad pun

Gunna get an all skunk band together and call it My Chemical Warfare

HUSH YOU AJPSDIOJASPOICHUPIAWUHC

You can't constantly be reading me well enough to see things before I do--💦

HECK--
I was browsing a certain delivery app and they had a catagory called "topped and loaded" and I IMMEDIATELY blushed without a second thought.

The brainrot is fucking real--

People who enjoy stuffing, dumping or pouring stuff down their diapers are honestly my favorite kind of people.

That sends a rather rare impression to others that I really enjoy: Its not that you need diapers, or that it makes you feel safe; You WANT to have that pamp full so, so bad and it shows.~

So I learned about what Norwegian Forest cats are as a breed today, and learned that ancient Vikings would take them onto their ships as mousers and describe them as "fairy-like rock climbers".

Now I can only imagine Vikings in a longboat fiercely gatekeeping their ship's Sylveon from everyone else

Update:
I had a "live" bottle yesterday and the effects are still latent 💦

I think its safe to say Im gunna buffer it to have 1 bottle every other day instead.

Hooooh..~
Im up to some DEVIOUS hijinks rn

This is Blort Roulette.
The odds are 3B:7L, with the 7 having the collective strength of 5 bottles of magcit. I purposefully made them indistinguishable to one another.

Im gunna shuffle em and drink 1 bottle a day~

Please direct all blame to @shadyadi.bsky.social for inspiring this baleful, horrible creature into existance.

Smoff deserves to be punted to the moon and miss it.

Ooh... how wonderful it feels to release when you've been holding it for a looooong time~

#abdl #diaper #messydiaper

Are you ***FUCKING*** kidding me

A pampered Umbreon-turned-Eevee stands, clinging to a Sylveon's leg (like the little they are). Fairy is indeed super-effective against dark~

🌕

Thinking about swapping sonas recently, and how more and more desirable it is.

Amara's fun and all, but I made her out of what I want out of a person as opposed to actually "me". She's practically a polar opposite of me lmao.

That said, I have a subby tarantula hawk in the works atm~

TIME FOR AN ART RAFFLE!!!! yay!!!! :3

how to enter:
- must be following
- reblog
- that's it!!! have fun!!!!

winner gets a little pixel doodle with one (1) character like the examples below!

if there's 250 reblogs i'll consider allowing a second winner :3c

raffle will end on wednesday, the 25th~

AAAALLLRIGHT, FOLKS!~ HERES THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION:

Would you kill him for $1? /j

Ayo wassap

Silly hip moth back at it once again to scream into the void.

You are all silly goobers and I hope you get your to-do list done today, now put that phone down and focus!

Oh you absolute, utter, selfish asshat.
If I could go back in time and slap the shit out of myself, I'd do it twice. I wish past me a very "step on a lego" and curse him further knowing itll never happen.

I feel like I went 3 rounds with Muhammad Ali--

For context, I'm sleep deprived, running on caffeine and spite and on cloud 9 after finally beating 5-month long writer's block. I am not in danger LMAOOO

I pity the me that will wake up tomorrow knowing that they will feel every ounce of fatigue that I am shrugging off in my current state, knowing full well that I feel like a god now and like a corpse later. I know their ass will be mad jealous and will absolutely RT this while saying vile insults.

So I got lucky enough to warrant me getting ahold of a whole month to myself at my house.
Part of me kinda wants to run a diaper drive so I can get more supplies and stay padded the WHOLE time!~

Who'd be ready to keep this cutie in crinkles?~☆

God, I'm fucking addicted to anchovies in hot sauce. How the hell did I end up in this situation.

Floridamen are special units that can be sent out to singlehandedly raze a city to the ground.
You think its a joke but Ive seen one enter a town, down a nattie, then shout out some messed up thing until there was a civil war in the city that destroyed half of it. It was like he casted a spell.

TW: mild vent
God, I'm so sick of clique-y groups. Just tell me to fuck off if I didn't pass your vibe check instead of faking a friendship with me. I can tell when you see me as a bother.