🤣🤣🤣 that little nub!! so pathetic!! 🤏🏼 your keyholder must enjoy humiliating you!
WTF? Last time I saw you, you had maybe 7% bodyfat. Although many people take glips to lower their A1C. Or are you trying to slim down your massive cock and ‘stache?
This will make an excellent shelter and health services center for D.C.’s homeless once the current occupier of the White House has been removed.
Read the room.
Agree
I wish the Billion$$$ we spent instead went towards development of wind, solar, tidal, etc. power.
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Compare and contrast.
What about one of those timed dry food dispensers on your porch? 🕓🧆
I remember Presidents I respected. I hope to have another one in my lifetime. It won’t be California’s current governor, because of his hateful stance on trans citizens. We deserve better.
Ooh, he’s smart, too!!! 👨🏻🎓
What a LOSER!
Fixed it! You’re welcome!
STOP BENDING THE KNEE. 🦿
You really like deep cuts! (first published 1981)
Can’t wait for all of it! 💜
A poorly-rendered sloth (the name for my next emo band) mosaic adorns the wall of the station for The Museum of Natural History.
Contemporay animals are placed in front of ghosts of extinct ones.
In my dream I was lured by two handsome bears into an art collective’s huge immersive house. Exploring scores of rooms, I had trouble finding a staircase to leave. Then I woke up.
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Talk about projection…
#orangeturd
Well, there aren’t enough RPGs with sloths as a role.
Today I Learned the word ‘eldritch,’ in a mundane description of a book on the Amazon website. Seeing a word for the first time at my age is very rare. It does seem to be a Britishism is you dig deep into its derivation.
This photo is being used to make a point about ocean pollution, but I like to think that the seahorse is happy with its find!
Comment elsewhere that deserves its own post:
I wish every time people describe the 🍊💩 as rapist and racist I wish they would also add ‘laughingstock.’ No one with any intelligence respects him — the complete opposite.
At the movies the other day, they had this souvenir popcorn bucket on display. I have no idea what movie it’s from (it’s not HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS!). Any guesses?
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