Thor

Thor

@thornyc.bsky.social

Procrastinator and dreamer

87 Followers 87 Following 211 Posts Joined Jul 2023
2 days ago

🤣🤣🤣 that little nub!! so pathetic!! 🤏🏼 your keyholder must enjoy humiliating you!

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2 days ago

WTF? Last time I saw you, you had maybe 7% bodyfat. Although many people take glips to lower their A1C. Or are you trying to slim down your massive cock and ‘stache?

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3 weeks ago
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This will make an excellent shelter and health services center for D.C.’s homeless once the current occupier of the White House has been removed.

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1 month ago
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1 month ago
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Read the room.

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1 month ago
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Agree

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2 months ago

I wish the Billion$$$ we spent instead went towards development of wind, solar, tidal, etc. power.

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2 months ago
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😢

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3 months ago
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Compare and contrast.

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3 months ago

What about one of those timed dry food dispensers on your porch? 🕓🧆

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4 months ago
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I remember Presidents I respected. I hope to have another one in my lifetime. It won’t be California’s current governor, because of his hateful stance on trans citizens. We deserve better.

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4 months ago

Ooh, he’s smart, too!!! 👨🏻‍🎓

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4 months ago
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4 months ago
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4 months ago
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What a LOSER!

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5 months ago
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Fixed it! You’re welcome!

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5 months ago
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5 months ago

STOP BENDING THE KNEE. 🦿

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6 months ago
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You really like deep cuts! (first published 1981)

Can’t wait for all of it! 💜

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6 months ago
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A poorly-rendered sloth (the name for my next emo band) mosaic adorns the wall of the station for The Museum of Natural History.

Contemporay animals are placed in front of ghosts of extinct ones.

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6 months ago
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In my dream I was lured by two handsome bears into an art collective’s huge immersive house. Exploring scores of rooms, I had trouble finding a staircase to leave. Then I woke up.

@naylandblake.bsky.social

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7 months ago
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7 months ago
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Talk about projection…

#orangeturd

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7 months ago

Well, there aren’t enough RPGs with sloths as a role.

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7 months ago
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Today I Learned the word ‘eldritch,’ in a mundane description of a book on the Amazon website. Seeing a word for the first time at my age is very rare. It does seem to be a Britishism is you dig deep into its derivation.

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7 months ago
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This photo is being used to make a point about ocean pollution, but I like to think that the seahorse is happy with its find!

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7 months ago
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7 months ago

Comment elsewhere that deserves its own post:

I wish every time people describe the 🍊💩 as rapist and racist I wish they would also add ‘laughingstock.’ No one with any intelligence respects him — the complete opposite.

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7 months ago
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At the movies the other day, they had this souvenir popcorn bucket on display. I have no idea what movie it’s from (it’s not HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS!). Any guesses?

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7 months ago
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for @albadger.bsky.social and @jayteelan.bsky.social

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