Sheβs keeping you humble, a true hero
07.02.2026 23:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@jonnylam.bsky.social
Sun? Never heard of it.
Sheβs keeping you humble, a true hero
07.02.2026 23:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The bicyclist sticking a stick into his own front tire meme but make it America
28.12.2025 01:57 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0IM DRINKS
24.12.2025 02:24 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ONE DAY weβll get a bad angle pic of you. GDI you smexy bastard π€£
17.12.2025 16:13 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I at least have that going for me!
08.12.2025 23:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Whooooops
08.12.2025 23:16 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Just made spaghetti and meatballs using frozen meatballs that seemed extra rubbery. Best by date was 10/10/18. Lovely
08.12.2025 22:48 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 6 π 0Any friends in Austin wanna get dinner tomorrow?
09.09.2025 14:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0New car, who dis?
09.09.2025 13:57 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Is it the Death Star???
08.06.2025 02:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sooo whoβs gonna be in ATX around 9/13? π
08.06.2025 02:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Eepy
19.05.2025 17:09 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Congrats!
08.05.2025 21:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Text image.
06.05.2025 13:43 β π 19 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0I feel like Heavyarms shouldβve been one of the skinsβ¦ like how do you not make that work???
07.05.2025 13:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I keep reading this as Team America and honestly, still fair
04.05.2025 14:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mom: Howβs the weather?
*checks phone*
Me: Nice
BIRB
30.04.2025 18:38 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Coworker complained about her phone being slow at work. Says itβs the WiFi. She shows me her safari and I see thereβs 562 tabs open.
βYup itβs definitely the WiFi.β
Damn, Iβm sorry man
20.04.2025 01:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When you open every box you see in a game itβs called exploring. But do it IRL and suddenly everyoneβs all βthatβs illegal!β and βOh no, grandma!β
Make it make sense
The one clip I saw had characters bitching about how understaffed and overworked everyone is. 10/10 no notes. Would watch if had Max lol
10.04.2025 01:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Welp. Itβs been 20 years now. Miss ya sis
10.04.2025 01:23 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is he growing a mullet?! Look at dem locks flow!
24.03.2025 01:43 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Who
20.03.2025 21:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains.
Nothing like thinking you have work in the morning but turns out youβre not scheduled til Tuesday ππΌ
10.03.2025 03:35 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0