Good morning from me and my Blue Prince spreadsheet.

Fight number 4

Annnnnd as I typed that another fight broke out. #FightFightFightKiss

We are three seconds into the first period of the USA - Canada game and there have already been two fights.

I got your MVP right here. Most Valuable Pupper.

Someone I follow re-posted this and I just fell in love with everything you make! My new goal is to slowly cover our fridge with the swimming badge magnets.

Did they at least call it Vatican 2: Papal Boogaloo?

See, the first time I encountered someone trying to change it in our church, I asked my mom when that happened and she was like, “a few years ago and no one likes it.” Gotta love my mom flat out refusing to change.

Watching WVU win last year was probably the highlight of our family Christmas.

When you don’t wanna go back to church but you feel a driving need to go back if only to stop this nonsense.

A banana and two egg bites sit in the shape of a smiley face on a round, white plate.

I have the best camera I’ve ever owned sitting in my phone. I could be taking beautiful photos with stunning details. I could make a film.

Instead, I’m like, lol my breakfast is a face.

Over here in the land of Methodism, we would just say “and also with you.”

Yeah but at least this is the fun kind. White people need to be doing more of this and less of literally well, almost everything else.

I mean, will you look at this demon jar of mayonnaise?!

“It’s a bowl game. It’s a mayo bowl game. Things are gonna get weird.”

Friends, if you aren’t watching the Duke’s Mayo Bowl, what are you even doing with your life?