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Comedy Club 4 Kids is the winner of the Victoria Wood Edinburgh Comedy Award

Well isn’t this bloomin lovely? @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social

Daughter came home with this book on Cristiano Ronaldo in her book bag today. Now, I know nothing about football, so I’ll have to assume that he only plays with *checks very factual book for details* his numerous identical brothers…

Celebrated #WorldTheatreDay like all good actors, actually, by spending it all at my day job 🤗

Hi - any of you writing, Journo pals out there know of someone in the press who’d be interested in me writing a piece about my PIP nightmares? I will supply some gags as well. Can people please repost this please.

No real idea what this week's blog is about, but here it is anyway: open.substack.com/pub/tiernand...

Slowly Fermenting Away - Misos and me-so. Picture of the jar of fermenting carrots, the vacuum bag of lacto-fermenting blueberries and a jar of miso.

This week's blog thingy about fermenting. Personally and gastronomically.
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Casting call: Dental Nurse. The dental nurse is a crucial role to the film. It involves sitting on a stool next to the dentist while he kills his patients. The dental nurse will smile and look pretty, maybe laugh a bit as he drills his way through the patients using a diamond tipped drill. The actress much be good at the following skills: 1. Sitting on a stool. 2. Smiling. 3. Laughing/looking pretty. No old women please.

I don’t check out casting calls like I used to, but came across this in my archive today. The last two lines never fail to absolutely floor me…

An illustrated picture of a bear in a multicoloured scarf walking out of a door. Behind the bear is a dining table with the tablecloth, plates and food crashing to the floor.

Leaving every audition like…

Spotlight casting that reads ‘The Old Crone, female, 20-35 years)

When they let Leonardo DiCaprio do the casting…

Very much here for the staff of IKEA inventing fake board games for their room display

6yo’s “diary entry” today probably sums up why I’m not a parenting influencer…

Maintaining the Drama On the importance of drama training and why we need to protect it

I wrote a new Substack post on the importance of drama training, a point that my failing acting career really undermines, but here are some scrambled thoughts anyway… proresting.substack.com/p/maintainin...

Maintaining the Drama On the importance of drama training and why we need to protect it

I wrote a new Substack post on the importance of drama training, a point that my failing acting career really undermines, but here are some scrambled thoughts anyway… proresting.substack.com/p/maintainin...

Text: Shittingeverywherefication. Dog poo dodging, endless appointments and embracing complaining Image: Dodge the Doo Doo board game.

New blog thing. I have no idea what I'm doing with these but if that works for you, then do subscribe to have this shit sent straight to your email.

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The best thing about being self employed is seeing everyone post how they’re back to work today, while I’m still comfortably in my PJs quietly terrified that I’ll never have work ever again.

Started a new substack of wittering thoughts because I suppose its nice to have something else to waste time on eh? Anyway, here's post numero one if you fancy a read and a subscribe:
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Looking ahead Trying to avoid jumping on the new year's resolutions blogging bandwagon and failing miserably...

Wrote this post exactly a year ago and I could write a new one but this one still pretty much stands, so in the spirit of reduce, reuse and recycle, here it is reposted… open.substack.com/pub/proresti...

Comic panel 1: Two bunnies (?) sitting in chairs opposite each other across a table . One has arms folded and a grumpy face and is facing us. The other has their back to audience. The one we can see says ‘DON’T makes this into a comic!’ The one we can’t says ‘I would never!’ Comic panel 2: The one with their back to us turns to face us/camera/audience with the dirtiest knowing grin.

Bought this Clarice Tudor print today from @goshcomics.bsky.social. We haven’t even put it up yet but just looking at it makes me grin so much.

Actors! Only 2 days until you’ll happily bring up politics just to divert yet another question from your uncle on why he hasn’t seen you on Silent Witness yet.

Text from school asking that states: Bring your gingerbread creations after 2pm to the lunch hall to have them ready for voting when the children arrive!

Love to get a school text casually informing parents of a gingerbread competition with just 2 hours’ notice…

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Actors! Only 14 days until you realise that this game of charades is the most performing you’ve done all year.

Actors! Only 14 days until you realise that this game of charades is the most performing you’ve done all year.

Ahhh, the joy! That’s wonderful!

Oh heck! Why is it never enough?!

Actors! Only 15 days until you have to explain to the whole table why you can’t “just do some voiceovers”.

Actors! Only 16 days until your cousin asks why you don’t just do some adverts instead.

A collage of designs featuring a book print, a typewriter notebook, a vinyl record print, Christmas gift wrap and greeting cards, a brutalist print, a retro cushion, and a cafe print.

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Actors! Only 17 days until your uncle asks why you can’t just get a part in EastEnders.

Actors! Only 18 days until you have to explain to your gran that, no, it wouldn’t make a difference if Steven Spielberg knew how nice you are.