Netch(He/Him)

Step one fix the internet, step two kill god.

Pat you're right, we need to bring back children to the workforce.

Such a bold statement to make.

Look up final fantasy record keeper.

Oh its dead.

It's the same for all of their phone games of this style. It's gonna die in 2 to 5 years max.

How's the new you feel?

Its like a free extra podcast.

I have some ideas.

Make tons of skins, maybe like how league did.

Constantly and slowly release new characters which are unlocked through, get this, playing the game online against other players. It's almost like this type of unlocking is how league got popular, and supports the playerbase.

Its a struggle to put in time to any project that has this much of a changing landscape.

Traveling with minecraft animals hurts me mentally.

Thank you for being the voice he needs to hear. He looks Hella good!

Hell my biggest complaint about the mobile game was the gotcha system remove that and it would be an actually fun game.

I'm here to see how this shapes up

I hope the recovery is quick. Congratulations!

An infographic. There are six panels. 1. "Slow internet. Alt text is shown in place of unloaded images." a drawing shows a phone with poor signal, and alt text is visible where the image should have loaded. 2. "Findabillity. Alt text helps to search content." A drawing shows someone searching 'dog with banana' and a post is shown underneath without the words 'dog' or 'banana'. It is implied to be part of the alt text. 3. "Screen readers. Alt is read out to people using text-to-speech software". There is a drawing of the output a screen-reader would show when viewing an image with alt text on bluesky. 4. "Translation. Alt text can be translated". A drawing shows a post being translated. The alt text is also translated into german. 5. "Readability. Text in images can be made legible" There is a drawing of some truly awful handwriting inside a speech bubble. The alt text clarifies what the text is supposed to say. 6. "Disambiguation. Description helps clarify intent." There is a drawing of a post with a picture of a creature. This is styled after the famous optical illusion of a rabbit and a duck. The alt text clarifies that the animal is a rabbit. It definitely looks more like a duck.

Generally we think of alt-text as the domain of those with accessibility needs.

However alt-text is useful for many reasons, which benefit your viewers, as well as you, the creator!

More weird and wild collabs!

Aim for asmongold next, let's get really weird with it.

Upgrades people upgrades!

Why do you expect gold in the bin labeled trash?

Bring some damn chips

I am supposed to report that if you play expedition 33 in French I will lose my ability to watch this while i am making new shitposts.

@wooliewoolz.bsky.social
@patstaresat.bsky.social

100% its so weirdly good and bad. It reminds me of a real game with some wierd rng gacha

Smells like ragebait

I'm keeping my hopes high that the servers don't crash for the first 2 days 😀

It takes a real powerful person to do what needs to be done.

100%

Always

Just got them characters made, and im excited to dive back in.

Just in time for my meetings to end.

Spriggussy

Also you can start to build up a second team and swap characters as well

If ya need help, there are tons of resources on the fasterthoughs wiki as well as a discord

"Succeeding"

Hours it takes for you to finish x hourly rate = pricing