When we are old and have dementia, will the health care assistants give us a fake laptop to answer fake emails on?
11.12.2025 22:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@cantabkitty.bsky.social
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When we are old and have dementia, will the health care assistants give us a fake laptop to answer fake emails on?
11.12.2025 22:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oooh maybe
11.12.2025 20:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I love just casually doing this with no further elaboration in sixth form when we do trig identify proofs and there's always a few who are like π€―
11.12.2025 20:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 010. How to be polite and show respect In the old days of feudal Japan, a samurai warrior would shout You are trying to view Flash content, but you have no Flash plugin installed.
03.12.2025 23:43 β π 21 π 10 π¬ 1 π 0Made a site comparing the sizes of living things :)
The great Julius Csotonyi spent 5 months painting over 60 illustrations for the site, no ai used
> neal.fun/size-of-life/
It's not too soon to get Christmassy in your lessons!
b.link/alevelchrist... has Calculated Colouring from @drbennison.bsky.social Christmas Cards from @chalkdustmag.bsky.social and @mscroggs.co.uk GCHQ Christmas Challenge, and Complex Loci Christmas
Maybe you have a Hark status that can toggles on and off. So as long as you have been Harked an even number of times by Christmas
10.12.2025 20:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You've discovered the modulo of Hark
10.12.2025 20:09 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I started decoding one of the Morse sections and it was complete gibberish. Then realised I was holding the sheet upside down.
10.12.2025 11:17 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is the only one I can think of and they've stopped using the e
10.12.2025 08:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"What did you learn Morse code for?!"
To impress my sixth formers every year when the GCHQ Christmas card comes out
By the time 24th comes round I've sung 5 Carol services so I am OVER it
10.12.2025 07:15 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I like to tell such students "look, you need all the marks you can get"
09.12.2025 21:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If that have such little resilience then they definitely can't be arsed to do the bisector method!
09.12.2025 21:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Trial and error for me. "Guess and spin", kids!
09.12.2025 21:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Saw a post where someone had the opportunity to "meet Queen Camilla" and for a long moment I thought that was some famous singer I hadn't quite heard of.
09.12.2025 21:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have a visualiser too! Bring it out for certain things.
09.12.2025 20:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0yes, very specious
09.12.2025 16:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#millennialSkills astounded my students today by doing a touch typing test and getting 72wpm
09.12.2025 15:15 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0New blog post for maths teachers: "Things I assumed you knew"
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Comments welcome!
#ukmathschat
And not narrowly targeted for maths but I wrote this post about how teachers can make better use of Excel across the board
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I'm finding www.examq.co.uk super useful at this time of year. Great clean looking site too.
09.12.2025 14:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I am all-in on the graphics tablet and OneNote. Saves me a lot of hassle as I don't have to turn away from the students to write on the board. Also it completely fixed my recurrent shoulder pain.
09.12.2025 14:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0And CTRL+SHIFT+v
09.12.2025 14:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0And another thing!!! Those "Tube lines" "maps" where things don't intersect properly! Have you seen those? Popular here because of the London tube
09.12.2025 07:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have issues with periodic tables of things that are not periodic
08.12.2025 21:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I seem to have a small handful of y7s who had resolutely forgotten everything I have ever tried to teach them with the exception of this fact, which they always remember and always seem so delighted to tell me
08.12.2025 15:24 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#MathsToday
08.12.2025 10:22 β π 3 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0YES. this please
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When will I need maths in real life
07.12.2025 15:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0