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Joseph Patton

@josephpattonwx.bsky.social

lightning researcher in Maryland. "GLM evangelist". former NWS forecaster. meteorology BS OU, MS FSU. Louisiana born, raised, and frequently. opinions my own and do not represent any organizations

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oof good to know. I use WSL2 a ton to run data on my personal and work machines

14.01.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Opinion | I love my long commute. You should, too. In the darkness, mile markers, rivers and small towns are an atlas for a rural commuter’s life.

Did a commute write this

14.01.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4333    πŸ” 255    πŸ’¬ 272    πŸ“Œ 91
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seeing all of my friends in New Orleans for #AMS2025 posting their local beers on untapped is awesome. this is the Second Line Batture Blonde Ale and it's delicious

14.01.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

god I forgot someecards existed

23.12.2024 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just FYI, the Wordle Bot "My Picks" is not playing as if a computer were starting at the beginning. those picks are simply which possible words would've eliminated the most remaining possibilities at each turn based on the info you have. it's not a measure of the most efficient way to play the game

23.12.2024 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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it's not. on this run. it starts on Saturday, January 4th

(it's also not going to happen, but, alas)

22.12.2024 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

just in time for me to fly back to DC πŸ˜€

22.12.2024 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

paid $2.95/gal in DC earlier this week

22.12.2024 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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yeah people somehow think it's a good thing to leave half a million Americans without paychecks over Christmas. sometimes it's not about winning or losing or leverage. there's $100B in hurricane relief, another $10B to farmers. it doesn't concede the debt limit. it's good

21.12.2024 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Occluding cyclone in the middle of the subtropical North Atlantic, forecast to move west which would lead to fronts being shed. 🐻⌚️

19.12.2024 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it is both sad & hilarious that opposing Trump is so toxic for the right they have to go along with whatever he says to stay in Congress (this is the definition of fascism, but that's another story). when what he says happens to be what Dems want... well conservatives just have to deal with it

19.12.2024 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The drones also took my sense of smell! Time to leave a terrible review for Yankee Candles.

19.12.2024 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The world's richest man managed to take $190 million away from a *child cancer research center* with his posts yesterday. Funding now stripped in the new bill.

19.12.2024 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 56499    πŸ” 19584    πŸ’¬ 2619    πŸ“Œ 1507

kind of crazy to see that a hurricane has never made landfall in Virginia, Maryland, or Delaware in ~170 years of recorded history. I wonder if that will generally hold true into the future as climate change promotes stronger jet streams and more steering of TCs away from the US in the mid-latitudes

19.12.2024 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

got my travel lined up for the next few months:
Christmas - ✈️NOLA
mid-January - ✈️NOLA again (AMS)
mid-February - πŸš—Pittsburgh for a friend's birthday
mid-March - ✈️OKC/Norman for a live @thedollop & to see OU friends

let me know if you want to catch up in one of those spots!

19.12.2024 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some perspective for people who are saying they hope there is a government shutdown. Government workers are real people. Your friends, your neighbors, even maybe your family. Some of us are still required to work during a shutdown, and guess what? We do not get paid for that work until…(1/2)

19.12.2024 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 174    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 7
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A major loss for the OU and earth science communities. I will always remember my 1-on-1 meeting w/ Berrien during a faculty interview. Despite being the dean w/ a million responsibilities, he had actually taken the time to read my application & was so excited and supportive. Truly a great man ❀️

18.12.2024 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here's an analysis of the LRC's ability to predict long-term temperatures...

Halfway into December, and it's not looking good... So far, you'd be better off just calling every day "normal" and take your hits that way. Using LRC was worse than NOT MAKING A FORECAST.

#WIwx

16.12.2024 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Trump is still quite proud of Operation Warp Speed. he will be more pro-vaccine than people think, even with RFK Jr

16.12.2024 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

combining red and white sauces?? what in the fresh hell is this

16.12.2024 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is this.... not how everyone watches TV? I guess I've been doing this since back when most TVs were dumb TVs so I had to do it with my phone via Chromecast

15.12.2024 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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one of the "drones" he posted about (this is the well-known Cessna Citation, literally the most common business jet in the world)

14.12.2024 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Urban Journalism Workshop About UJW The Urban Journalism Workshop (UJW) is an annual program that teaches D.C. area high school students the fundamentals of journalism through interactive lectures, hands-on training, and field...

Hey all, I’ve been co-coordinating a journalism workshop for DMV-area high school students for the last few years and applications have opened for next year’s program.

It’s completely free. Please share with someone you know!

14.12.2024 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1081    πŸ” 662    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 9

the comments were all people like "yeah man, totally agree. great advice. love following this page!" the few people that were like "stick to weather", which is something they absolutely would've said to anyone else (e.g., "stick to sports"), were heckled and laughed at

14.12.2024 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there's a weather enthusiast facebook page that focuses on southeast Louisiana where I'm from and he has gone full nutjob on the drones. he posted a long rant yesterday that included:
-the current administration is planning a hostile takeover
-9/11 was an inside job
-doomsday prepping

14.12.2024 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

when the round trip tickets dip below $200, that's usually when I buy

14.12.2024 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah I was looking at prices there earlier this year and I was surprised to find rent prices were almost as bad as DC

14.12.2024 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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METAR xkcd.com/3024

13.12.2024 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2894    πŸ” 413    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 90

I try to go back home a few times a year. you can get cheap direct flights on Southwest usually

14.12.2024 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll be there next week!

14.12.2024 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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