Gas Can Guts

Me smiling in the sunlight with a high contrast background while wearing a dark green vest, a black shirt, and black tie.

Donate to Khaled's Family Needs Your Help, organized by Ren Johnson “My dear friend, write to live, as we live in a camp, to help my sick brother, my newborn … Ren Johnson needs your support for Khaled's Family Needs Your Help

gofund.me/a35e3f2a4

D. Made it so that my friend, Khaled, has to rely on a single donation campaign to feed, clothes, and medicate his two elderly parents, his brother with Down Syndrome, and his infant, who is less than a year old.

Please donate if able. Time is up for him.

C. Created a legal pathway to strip citizenship from anyone accused of 'terrorism', which Palestinian rights groups recognize will only be applied to Palestinian Israelis. This is 20% of Israel.

B. Begun the illegal annexation of the West Bank by seizing control of Hebron and the building permit process around two significant mosques, and legalizing the sale of stolen Palestinian property to the settlers terrorizing them.

In case you missed it, Israel has:

A. Racked up over 1620 ceasefire violations during its 129-day run. Some of this is due to under-delivering (exits; entries; supplies; aid)

Yup 😊 (/😬)

To be fair it's not just on them. Those damn bowl hoverers get it everywhere too. Just put some tp down if you're that much of a germaphobe, don't just squat and piss on everything.

What if Narcissus didn't see his literal reflection when he looked in the pool, but rather his full potential? What if that's why he died, and that's where we're at as a society with AI?

Friendly reminder that your personal reason for using a tool that has destabilized multiple industries and is valued above human well being is ✨not✨ ever going to fly on my page.

On God they close the stall door and start imagining themselves as a Certified Forklift Driver, back up, and let the end of their stream hit the floor

The GOP is okay with violence as long as they're the ones holding the gun.

While we're at it: please do not ask Chat GPT any medical questions either.

What, Scotty? No energy drink for Gas?

Beam me an energy drink, Scotty

Screenshot of my latest poem showing an app offer of $24 for 53k views

TikTok. I'd rather eat my stepmoms cooking again than pay you $24 for anything.

I'd rather never go viral for shit than pay for eyes. Anyway new poem y'all

Dear Men

Stop napping on the only toilet

I forgot what its like to have real social media instead of media that cosplays as social. Glad to be back on bluesky

Update: tis true

—whom the White House has blamed for inciting violence—and the two men are now on “a similar wavelength.” Tom Homan, the former ICE chief whom Trump has designated “border czar,” will head to Minnesota to assume command of the federal mobilization there, Trump said.

'Where you cut off one head, three more grow back'. Abolish ICE

'Earlier today, President Trump appeared to signal in a series of social-media posts a tactical shift in the administration’s mass-deportation campaign.

Trump wrote that he spoke with Minnesota Governor Tim Walz

Anyways so y'all remember all the campaigning in earlier gun rights history that fundamentally misaligned being able to protect oneself with being white and now that's not enough anymore?

So the second amendment is
A. So important that mass child death, randomized death, and randomized domestic terrorism must be allowed to continue unimpeded

B. So unimportant that owning a gun around an ICE goon is, in and of itself, a threat to the agent and justifies being executed on the spot

Unrivaled co-founder and WNBA MVP Breanna Stewart held up an “Abolish ICE” sign during player intros ahead of Mist’s game this afternoon.

Photo via @unrivaledwbb.bsky.social

Alex Pretti’s coworkers take a moment of silence this morning

“I tried to listen to the podcast for literally 5 seconds, and I’d rather watch paint dry. Mind-bogglingly boring—she was insignificant then and she’s still insignificant now.”

Some former classmates said they were unsurprised by her underwhelming podcast content. “She’s still the same, as in she still has no substance,” a former The Paper cast member snarked.

Damn I didn't think I'd put together the phrase 'Pick Me Chud' but here we are.

Brb I have reddit

They had him the whole time. they laid him to rest already. And they just kept killing kids for fun, anyways. New Gaza my ass. New Mass Grave is more like it