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gender affirming entire family size box of golden grahams as an entrée

was a prompt asking about most unhinged video game stories from millennial childhood

it was getting a lot of traction. they probably just wanted the notifications to stop

you've been dark forest hypothesis pilled

tramp stamp that says

truly

we unplugged the arcade cabinet when a kid was about to beat our high score on RoadBlasters

game over, bitch

we've got 960. where did you learn math?

we need a joe biden for the left

ah well, our hands are tied

A typewritten note that reads: "so, question: how would you like to die today, motherfucker?"

fancy word for copyright infringement

hey! listen!

weekly reminder:

you're worth taking care of yourself.

💊⏰

welp...

it's ballsy to assume we even recognize the headliners

a card filled with slashes resembling cracks on a blank wall, with seeps of periods dripping out of and down some of the cracks and collecting inside others

a typewritten note that reads "you're in her DM's. We're at our fucking limit. We are not the same"

we keep them next to the bofa

A typewritten note that reads "so happy to have made your day better"

last night led to a few blocks and hiding accounts we have always been good with. not everything needs to be a riff.

yes, it ended up worse than we started.

forgive if we're a total bitch tonight

#⏰🐘🧵

A typewritten note that reads "goodnight Bluesky. We keep us safe" white on black and a doodle of a sleeping cat. The words "we keep us safe" are colored in with the colors of the trans pride flag.

✨ gnbsky

nobody should look at this

this will just make you angry

don't read this

bringing this to your attention so that you know to avoid reading it

tell us about your balls, bro

A typewritten note that reads " wild card: this card says whatever the fuck you need it to say right now to keep yourself from going off the deep end. maybe it's a doodle. whatever you need.

"very offline wife who is funnier than you" is the best

your wife fucking rules. respect.

there's nothing weird about taking hot showers even though you hate them specifically to fog up the mirror so you don't have to see your reflection

your grandma understood how to truly eat fresh

it's been like 20 years since they switched and it still comes to mind now and then

why the fuck did they do that