🎶🍷 Stardust 🍷🎶

😂😜🤗

I've woke up to being 52 years old. Had a good sleep in, but breakfast hasn't magically appeared so can't have everything I guess 😂

😂 facts

I'm too old for this shit

I'm too young for this shit

Current existential battle

The worst part of living where I do now, is the lack of after 830 pm door dash. I miss that shit

Cheers birthday weekend

Current note to self

a close up of a man 's face with the words red alert written above him ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words red alert written above him

Grabbed the chili powder. Sprinkled it very generously over cut up chicken.

It was not chili powder, it was cayenne pepper. A fuck ton of cayenne pepper.

a man wearing a shirt that says it 's not fine on it ALT: a man wearing a shirt that says it 's not fine on it

Things that gross me out:

Only washing the insides of pans and lids, NO, you wash the entire pan, handles, sides, bottoms

Read a survey people don't change their socks everyday. NOT okay.

Also people don't wash their feet in the shower, what?

Bottom line, people are what gross me out

I'm pretty sure Keanu Reeves is not trying to play Scrabble with me. I mean he should, I'm a fucking brilliant player. This is not a boast, I really am

Holy Tuesday nonsense Batman, I'm going to pretend it's Wine Wednesday porch time. What a fucking day it's been

I need to make dinner but Ludo says nah, we're good here

Tonight's pre-code movie was Morocco from 1930, Gary Cooper (siiiiigh) and Marlene Dietrich (😍🔥❤️). The companion cocktail was The Legionnaire, Brandy, Dubbonet, honey and lemon. Both were very enjoyable. A little saucy, but honestly a bit tame for a pre-code film.

Friday

lordy, I felt like I just had the last one, I think I've been hungover since then 😂

a drawing of a bear laying down with the words i guess i 'll go put my bra back on . ALT: a drawing of a bear laying down with the words i guess i 'll go put my bra back on .

I start most of my workdays in my PJs, as I'm not yet fully committed to participating in life for the day. Once I've officially decided I have to get through the nonsense, then it's time to put a bra on.

No bra = no commitment
Bra = lets do this fucked up shit

a woman from schitts creek is holding a book and saying i won t be doing any of that ALT: a woman from schitts creek is holding a book and saying i won t be doing any of that

I'm on Scrabble to play words, not get chatted up like it's tinder. Do people actually every hook up from Scrabble chat? That's crazy

Oot and aboot for a bit of fun today with the boys

Nah, I had to throw them away and get new ones. I just tossed them in there and stared for a second, like WTF are you doing? Siiiigh

On the upside, my car goes into the body shop Wednesday for repairs from the accident and they'll have a rental waiting there for me

a cookie monster from sesame street is smiling and looking at the camera ALT: a cookie monster from sesame street is smiling and looking at the camera

If you're wondering how today is going, I just went to take pain meds and popped them into my glass of water instead of into my mouth

It's 10:30 on a Thursday night, that feels like it should be Saturday night by now, but it's not even Friday, a little bit drunk. How are you?

a cartoon cat is holding a camera in his hands and looking at it . ALT: a cartoon cat is holding a camera in his hands and looking at it .

Anyone else live for the sleep report from their smartwatch validating why you're so tired as fuck? Just me? Whatever. I'm tired. My watch says so.

Up up and away from it all, I want to live the dream

Seriously though, where the fuck are our flying cars

I'm tired of people annoying me

I call this piece from my gallery showing, "floppy calico bun" or "I've given up on life"

Thank you for the good wishes everyone 🤗 Sadly my neck and left side started to ache yesterday and it's worse today, bit of headache and such. Going to see a chiropractor, I think that is the best route to start. Annoying stuff but fairly easy to manage I hope

Not that I'm aware of

Siiiigh. No injuries. Yes annoyed