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Introvert #OnlyConnect. Countdown octochamp. Football statistician @efcstatto.bsky.social

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2 goals up in normal time and in the penalty shootout, and they still lose.

Spectacular Spursiness. #SuperCup

13.08.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Everton sell calendars of Jack Grealish's calves, all their money problems will be over. #EFC

12.08.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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First of many. #EFC

09.08.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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HJK obviously took the first-leg defeat personally.

18.07.2025 08:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine saving 4 penalties and still be on the losing side. #SWEENG

17.07.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everton have announced a permanent signing of a player from Villarreal for the first time since 2007.

And it's the first time they actually signed a player permanently from Villarreal. #EFC

09.07.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope football's greatest ever right-back will be playing.

And Cafu. #EFC

27.06.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Everton want to sign a Manchester City full-back in the twilight of his career.

It worked before... #EFC

16.06.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bring back Lee Carsley. #ENGSEN

10.06.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Carlos Alcaraz has now won as many Grand Slam tournaments as Carlos Alcaraz has goal involvements for Everton.

Which is the bigger achievement is open to debate.

08.06.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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David Moyes must have been busy managing Everton and West Ham at the same time. #MOTD

25.05.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Always and forever. #EFC

18.05.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Oliver Glasner loves #Eurovision, he must have had the best day of his life.

17.05.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Beating Crystal Palace in the FA Cup isn't for everyone. #EFC

17.05.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He had red hair but I don't care. #EFC

12.05.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It appears that Southampton have history. #EFC

12.05.2025 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fulham came from 3-0 down to beat Birmingham 4-3. It certainly would have been a test for his new heart.

02.05.2025 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy "Greatest Save In Premier League History" Day! #EFC

01.05.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Charlie Adam as set piece coach. What could possibly go wrong? #EFC

23.01.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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In Joey mode right now.

19.04.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Michael Keane walked so Harry Maguire could run.

17.04.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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An articulate response from a Celtic fan to the news of Stiliyan Petrov's son becoming a Reform candidate.

11.04.2025 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Leicester have now lost 15 Spurs-less Premier League games in a row.

07.04.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Did a double take then. #EFC

07.04.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Top of the league and a minority still racially abuse opposition players and send death threats, while a majority casts out one of their own players who won everything with them.

I'd hate to know what they'd be like when they have a bad season.

04.04.2025 10:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How nice of the new owners of WH Smith to honour one of Everton's greatest and most respected players. #EFC

28.03.2025 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The kids call him Hoju.

21.03.2025 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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