@johnhenny.bsky.social
Democracy gu bràth!!!!!
10.10.2025 21:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yep
19.09.2025 13:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Done
19.09.2025 13:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In 2 Kings, God had two bears maul 42 children for making ”bald head” jokes. Tread extra carefully here.
18.09.2025 18:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It also makes it easier to continue my lifelong goal of never taking a Disney cruise.
18.09.2025 17:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Done
18.09.2025 17:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hulu and Disney+ cancelled.
I’m also going to boycott Disney cruises, which will be incredibly easy to adhere to.
Getting ready for the second worst President ever.
30.08.2025 16:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is it time to replace “Orwellian” with “Trumpian?”
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14.06.2025 17:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My sign for #NOKINGS today.
14.06.2025 13:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They are currently -$35 a dozen.
08.06.2025 04:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Penn Jillette described his hair as cotton candy spun from piss.
02.06.2025 19:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Her backup answer was, "a dead guy named Habeas."
20.05.2025 22:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Are you going to believe me, or your lying eyes?
09.05.2025 14:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Monty Python and the Holy Grails
06.05.2025 21:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Goo Fellas
03.05.2025 04:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lil'Marco: (verb) To shamelessly grovel, self-humiliate, or abandon personal values in order to gain favor with someone in power.
Example: After throwing his coworkers under the bus and praising the boss’s terrible idea as “pure genius,” Dan pulled the biggest Lil’ Marco the office had ever seen.
Sha na na na NA-uh
01.05.2025 14:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I did my share. I listen to your music every day. Stunningly beautiful!
29.04.2025 14:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He looks upon this destruction, chaos, and abject failure and thinks, “behold my power!” He’s a child destroying a sand castle.
05.04.2025 13:48 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0They have become addicted to the dopamine hit of cruelty.
02.04.2025 17:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Hegseth" (verb)
Definition: To accidentally send sensitive, embarrassing, or incriminating information to the exact wrong person.
Usage:
"I meant to text my friend, but I totally Hegsethed my boss about faking sick tomorrow."
Elon’s Twitter is the barnyard wall from Animal Farm.
18.03.2025 13:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0On the edge of oblivion? Check!
All the world is Babylon? Check!
A ship of fools sailing on? Check!
Then we damn well better Wang Chung tonight!
I got a fever, and the only cure is LESS TRUMP!
16.03.2025 17:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
From the business firebrand who brought you:
Trump Casinos
Trump Steaks
Trump Vodka
Trump Airlines
Trump Ice
And Trump University
We present:
Trump America!
I’ve been studying Stoicism and can sum it up in four words: Don’t be like Trump.
14.03.2025 13:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let’s GOOOOOOO!!!
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