Jimmy Kimmel should run for US Congress. It would drive Trump insane.
#JimmyKimmel
#KimmelForCongress
#ElectJimbleKimble

Every movement built around a single man faces the same question: what happens when he’s gone? And now with Trump visibly unraveling, many are asking what the MAGA succession plan looks like. While JD Vance hopes to be Trump's heir, he simply doesn’t inspire the same blind devotion.

LOL @ Donnie possibly seeking an illegal third term when he tanked the economy and shit all over our allies in his two months in office.

Gold gained over $200 in value in just this month of March 2025.

Rich old white guy lost his CEO job. 🤔
So, there's a job opening for me?

😂 🍔 🍟 🇺🇸

That lunch Trump was providing was McDonald's.

It's very peculiar that trump says he wants to root out corruption, but his Department of Justice is determined to get the corruption charges against corrupt Mayor Eric Adams dropped, so he can corruptly pursue a quid pro quo wit Adams.

The whole deal is corrupt AF.

Putting Tulsi Gabbard as head of the NSA is moronic. It's akin to putting Tulsi Gabbard in charge of this country's national secrets.

How long will Trump blame Biden? If I recall, Donnie's campaign promise was to cut inflation on Day 1 in office.

The only reason there was a press conference in the Oval Office, where Trump was seated at the Resolute Desk and Musk standing the whole time, was for Trump to establish dominance over Musk. To prove that Time magazine cover is wrong.

Is this game going to be a shutout? 🏈 #SBLIX

I know Democrats are squeamish around firearms, but the Second Amendment is there to overthrow a tyrannical government. Might be time to stockpile an armament.

Costco should take away the $1.50 hotdogs so that their customers call their Senators and Congressional member to have the case dropped.

Trump must think everyone who works for the FAA is an air traffic controller.

@samsteindc.bsky.social
Is Elon over at the Treasury trying to imitate another Mike Judge movie, Office Space? The Ron Livingston character's scam is to personal pocket any leftover funds from rounding accounting.

@thebulwark.bsky.social
Is Elon over at the Treasury trying to imitate another Mike Judge movie, Office Space? The Ron Livingston character's scam is to personal pocket any leftover funds from rounding accounting.

@iamgabesanchez.bsky.social
Is Elon over at the Treasury trying to imitate another Mike Judge movie, Office Space? The Ron Livingston character's scam is to personal pocket any leftover funds from rounding accounting.

@realtexaspaul.com
Is Elon over at the Treasury trying to imitate another Mike Judge movie, Office Space? The Ron Livingston character's scam is to personal pocket any leftover funds from rounding accounting.

@davidpakman.bsky.social
Is Elon over at the Treasury trying to imitate another Mike Judge movie, Office Space? The Ron Livingston character's scam is to personal pocket any leftover funds from rounding accounting.

@meiselasb.bsky.social @bmeiselas.bsky.social @meidasjordy.bsky.social
Is Elon over at the Treasury trying to imitate another Mike Judge movie, Office Space? The Ron Livingston character's scam is to personal pocket any left over funds from rounding accounting.

@meidastouch.com
Is Elon over at the Treasury trying to imitate another Mike Judge movie, Office Space? The Ron Livingston character's scam is to personal pocket any leftover funds from rounding accounting.

@farronbalanced.bsky.social
Is Elon over at the Treasury trying to imitate another Mike Judge movie, Office Space? The Ron Livingston character's scam is to personal pocket any left over funds from rounding accounting.

Hear me out, again: draw a flight path from KC to Buffalo in Red. DC to Philly flight in Blue. However extend the flights and loop back around. You'll see why that evil genius is so obsessed with Greenland.

Hear me out: KC vs Buffalo and Philly vs Washington last week. This week a Kansas flight crashed in DC. Philly plane headed to Missouri crashes. Cancel any flights you have going to or coming from Buffalo.

My first white nose hair is the beginning of the end, right?

Every Tuesday is Fat Tuesday if you want it bad enough.

Everyone should short farm futures due to Trump's immigration policy. Lack of workers will disrupt the entire industry.

I hope Pennsylvania is scouting his replacement. Dude turned out to be flaky as hell.

Shit! The Lions get knocked out the playoffs. So, will the Superbowl be Chiefs vs Eagles?