George Hahn's Avatar

George Hahn

@georgehahn.com.bsky.social

Humorist, urbanist, satirist, sartorialist, minimalist, soloist, bicyclist, mid-century modernist on no one’s to-do list.

152,469 Followers  |  252 Following  |  2,102 Posts  |  Joined: 01.05.2023  |  1.5985

Latest posts by georgehahn.com on Bluesky

Listen to Uncle Kai, kids. πŸ‘‡πŸ»

04.08.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 283    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m at the airport. The outfits. Jesus, it’s a fucking miracle anyone gets laid.

03.08.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 626    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 3
Post image

Good morning. β˜•οΈ

03.08.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 188    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

They murdered the Rose Garden. These are truly tacky, tasteless people. The worst people.

03.08.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 8784    πŸ” 1272    πŸ’¬ 459    πŸ“Œ 79
Preview
White House Says Liberal Outrage Over Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle Jeans Commercial Is β€˜Moronic’ and a β€˜Big Reason Americans’ Voted for Trump The White House says the Left's 'moronic' reaction to Sydney Sweeney's American Eagle jeans commercial is a 'big reason' Americans voted for Trump.

This is the dumbest White House.

03.08.2025 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 271    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 1

Dear Men,

Contrary to historical precedent, shit ain't always gonna go your way. Get over it.

Sincerely,
The Rest of Us Who've Been Smacked Around and Fucked Over Because of Who We Are (or Who We Aren't) and Have Still Learned to Survive and Even Thrive Without Built-In Advantages

01.08.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 857    πŸ” 128    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 8
Post image

Good morning. β˜•οΈ

πŸ“· by Peggy Sirota for @variety.com

31.07.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 226    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

Q: George, why don’t you publish on Substack?

A: πŸ‘‡πŸ»

31.07.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 309    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3
Post image

Also... That time brown shoes with a suit worked. πŸ™ŒπŸ»

30.07.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

We got this. πŸ‘ŠπŸ»πŸ’₯

30.07.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Just know that if you said "All we have for dinner is Firehook Sea Salt Crackers and roasted red pepper hummus," I'd be totally okay with that.

30.07.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 152    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Omg the tits…

30.07.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 305    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 5
Preview
Hahn, Solo: The Great Visual Style of The Fantastic Four The George Hahn Show Β· Episode

New episode of Hahn, Solo: The Great Visual Style of The Fantastic Four

30.07.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Post image

Good morning. β˜•οΈ

30.07.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 238    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Tonight’s movie: β€œBullitt” (1968), directed by Peter Yates

30.07.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 234    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Hahn, Solo: The Great Visual Style of The Fantastic Four The George Hahn Show Β· Episode

New episode of Hahn, Solo: The Great Visual Style of The Fantastic Four

30.07.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Amateur video is a reminder of why we’ll always need professionals.

29.07.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we all stop saying the word 'should' when referring to Trump's actions? He will never do the right thing. He's not interested in it and, more importantly, he's constitutionally incapable of it. He's a horrible person, and what he 'should' do is never going to happen. Ever. Get past it.

29.07.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 523    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 2

Can we please remove him from office? Good god.

29.07.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2968    πŸ” 379    πŸ’¬ 131    πŸ“Œ 26
Post image

I want to see this movie.

29.07.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 211    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1
Preview
Jewelry influencer β€˜The Watch King’ zapped with stun gun, robbed of $560K in wild NYC ambush: β€˜They know where I live’ A popular jewelry influencer zapped with a Taser and robbed of $560,000 in bling by two masked crooks in Queens called the wild caught-on-camera heist a β€œset up.”

Well… was it a β€œrobbery” or a douchebag tax?

29.07.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 6

Jay Leno was never funny.

28.07.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1737    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 193    πŸ“Œ 34
Preview
George Hahn is live! YouTube video by George Hahn

Going live… www.youtube.com/live/QOqBhTu...

28.07.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Good morning. β˜•οΈ

28.07.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

FYI πŸ‘‡πŸ»πŸ‘‡πŸ»

28.07.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 397    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 2
Post image

Good morning. β˜•οΈ

27.07.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 207    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Shitler ran with β€œI am your vengeance.” The next one should run on β€œI am your disinfectant. Your penicillin. Your doxycycline.” Because this pig and the aspiring skanks in his sty are bed, bath, and beyond gross.

26.07.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 777    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 5

This is the way. Nice one, @alexwinter.com. πŸ‘ŠπŸ»πŸ’₯

26.07.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 636    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
Battle of the Tudor Black Bay - which is best?
YouTube video by Adrian Barker Battle of the Tudor Black Bay - which is best?

Great information here. Well done.

26.07.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
What Did People Do Before Smartphones? No one can remember.

We read, we talked, and we sometimes did… wait for it… nothing. It was nice. @theatlantic.com

26.07.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 500    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 8

@georgehahn.com is following 20 prominent accounts