Listen to Uncle Kai, kids. ππ»
04.08.2025 15:07 β π 283 π 27 π¬ 4 π 0@georgehahn.com.bsky.social
Humorist, urbanist, satirist, sartorialist, minimalist, soloist, bicyclist, mid-century modernist on no oneβs to-do list.
Listen to Uncle Kai, kids. ππ»
04.08.2025 15:07 β π 283 π 27 π¬ 4 π 0Iβm at the airport. The outfits. Jesus, itβs a fucking miracle anyone gets laid.
03.08.2025 16:42 β π 626 π 27 π¬ 60 π 3Good morning. βοΈ
03.08.2025 12:56 β π 188 π 0 π¬ 9 π 0They murdered the Rose Garden. These are truly tacky, tasteless people. The worst people.
03.08.2025 05:16 β π 8784 π 1272 π¬ 459 π 79Dear Men,
Contrary to historical precedent, shit ain't always gonna go your way. Get over it.
Sincerely,
The Rest of Us Who've Been Smacked Around and Fucked Over Because of Who We Are (or Who We Aren't) and Have Still Learned to Survive and Even Thrive Without Built-In Advantages
Good morning. βοΈ
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Q: George, why donβt you publish on Substack?
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Also... That time brown shoes with a suit worked. ππ»
30.07.2025 20:04 β π 120 π 1 π¬ 4 π 0We got this. ππ»π₯
30.07.2025 20:03 β π 69 π 1 π¬ 4 π 0Just know that if you said "All we have for dinner is Firehook Sea Salt Crackers and roasted red pepper hummus," I'd be totally okay with that.
30.07.2025 20:00 β π 152 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0Omg the titsβ¦
30.07.2025 14:18 β π 305 π 31 π¬ 61 π 5New episode of Hahn, Solo: The Great Visual Style of The Fantastic Four
30.07.2025 01:22 β π 80 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1Good morning. βοΈ
30.07.2025 13:25 β π 238 π 11 π¬ 11 π 0Tonightβs movie: βBullittβ (1968), directed by Peter Yates
30.07.2025 02:13 β π 234 π 4 π¬ 21 π 0New episode of Hahn, Solo: The Great Visual Style of The Fantastic Four
30.07.2025 01:22 β π 80 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1Amateur video is a reminder of why weβll always need professionals.
29.07.2025 16:49 β π 134 π 4 π¬ 3 π 0Can we all stop saying the word 'should' when referring to Trump's actions? He will never do the right thing. He's not interested in it and, more importantly, he's constitutionally incapable of it. He's a horrible person, and what he 'should' do is never going to happen. Ever. Get past it.
29.07.2025 14:47 β π 523 π 68 π¬ 22 π 2Can we please remove him from office? Good god.
29.07.2025 13:58 β π 2968 π 379 π¬ 131 π 26I want to see this movie.
29.07.2025 13:53 β π 211 π 7 π¬ 12 π 1Wellβ¦ was it a βrobberyβ or a douchebag tax?
29.07.2025 02:28 β π 185 π 16 π¬ 21 π 6Jay Leno was never funny.
28.07.2025 15:56 β π 1737 π 89 π¬ 193 π 34Going liveβ¦ www.youtube.com/live/QOqBhTu...
28.07.2025 14:59 β π 82 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0Good morning. βοΈ
28.07.2025 13:51 β π 120 π 6 π¬ 4 π 0FYI ππ»ππ»
28.07.2025 13:47 β π 397 π 66 π¬ 13 π 2Good morning. βοΈ
27.07.2025 15:41 β π 207 π 4 π¬ 9 π 0Shitler ran with βI am your vengeance.β The next one should run on βI am your disinfectant. Your penicillin. Your doxycycline.β Because this pig and the aspiring skanks in his sty are bed, bath, and beyond gross.
26.07.2025 20:44 β π 777 π 118 π¬ 19 π 5This is the way. Nice one, @alexwinter.com. ππ»π₯
26.07.2025 19:41 β π 636 π 60 π¬ 7 π 0Great information here. Well done.
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