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this is so relatable holy shit

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chompf

if I'm not being bound while you're throat training me what is even the point 😩

I really really hate how normalized life-with-no-privacy has become. Corporations, governments, random internet creeps... everyone has access to every single moment of your existence now and it's ridiculous.

this but louder, for everyone in the back and the front and even the groovy folks running the lights from the rafters

oh so you do speak my language 😜
I roll two die for persuasion but drop the highest

GOOD MORNING

I mean the answer is still yes so 😏

whomst do I discuss this unaccounted for and yet sustained urge to just...eat more
little breakfast shops be warned

I'm used to Spotify Wrapped at this point. Then YouTube apparently had the same thing. How long until we get a Grindr wrapped?

You sucked 38 cocks this year and that puts you in the top 24% of users.

Your most common login times was 2AM. Sneaking out from the missus? We won't judge...

By “sovreignty” he means “states should be weak enough so that billionaires like me should be able to treat them as feudal vassals” bsky.app/profile/lora...

A doughnut box from Legendary Doughnuts with an air hole popped out and the words “Sniff Hole!” and an arrow pointing to the hole

These are really good doughnuts but I need them to calm down

a an aerodynamic wolf rendered as an aerodynamic map

my stupid stupid brain had to draw this

I agree 😏

your ebear naked in the shower with running water obscuring his face

my personality is not "wet fat thick bitch"
it's so much shallower than that 😤😤😤

Fire Emblem: "I do not love my country. I love the people in it and I want their needs met."

Screenshots of Rean Schwarzer making pathetic little puppy dog faces alongside a Tumblr post that reads “I did not babygirlify that man. Look at him. He’s doing it all himself”

‘A BBC journalist ran the image through an AI chatbot which identified key spots that may have been manipulated.‘

Jesus Christ, if you’re a journalist, go and find out for yourself if the bridge was damaged. GenAI is making morons out of people.

😩

hmu for all your traffic directing needs, if I body slam your hood it's because you're a fucking moron and I will make both of our lives worse because at least I'll have more fun

dammit I was promised redistribution of luxury apartments

im saving myself for marriage (i.e., the photoshoot i have planned later)

"I'm havin a breakdown," says one crudely-drawn stick figure to another. "You'll be OK," says the second. The first stick figure exclaims, "AGGHHH", and collapses. His head and outstretched arms and legs spell out the letters O-K.

You’ll Be OK

three rounds of double crochet done in a criss cross pattern around the bottom of a mason jar

same project from last image

I'd call it a mason jar cozy but functionally it's more akin to an attached coaster

Zac Oyama, Jacob Wysocki, and Devin Field stand at podiums labeled ZUNK, JUNK, DUNK as Zac gestures saying, "As you can see, we're brothers."

they're all here to MUNK! SUNK! NUNK!

Thinking of things you wanna talk about in therapy an hour before your session is the 2025 version of doing your homework on the bus