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@lorgwalrus.bsky.social

slave to my neurotransmitters | i go by Fisher | he/him | gay stubborn pot hole and side | Live life at your pace, you'll attract what's best for you | I'm only trying to sell you what you already wanted | False CEO of Public Crash Outs Inc. ๐Ÿ“RI

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Me trying to get all my Pikmin back to the ship before sunset

09.02.2026 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 176    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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the bushes were people ๐Ÿ˜‚

09.02.2026 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8232    ๐Ÿ” 1673    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 340    ๐Ÿ“Œ 834
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if a game turns your cursor into a little gauntlet, it automatically gets +1 point

08.02.2026 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4640    ๐Ÿ” 623    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
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had a dream that this mf went "SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PRONOUNS!!!" and it looked like this

24.10.2023 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3436    ๐Ÿ” 1512    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28
08.02.2026 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 428    ๐Ÿ” 184    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk's net worth just hit $800 billion. How?

One of his corporations acquired another one of his corporations.

Meanwhile, Elon's companies pay next to nothing in federal income taxes and get billions of dollars in government contracts.

This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.

04.02.2026 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2373    ๐Ÿ” 880    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 144    ๐Ÿ“Œ 75

something something policing how people act online is so lit and so hot.
Yass pendulum of public opinion, swing it like a mace yassss.

08.02.2026 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donate to Support for Washington Post international employees, organized by Michelle Lee Among the hundreds of journalists laid off by The Washington Post on โ€ฆ Michelle Lee needs your support for Support for Washington Post international employees

Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries.

One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didnโ€™t even pay to ensure they got home.

Abolish the billionaire class:

08.02.2026 04:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6977    ๐Ÿ” 3649    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 162    ๐Ÿ“Œ 452
Every Third Na'Vi Couple

Cartoonish drawing of Varang says "meow meow mewo meow hisssssss"

Cartoonish Quarritch stands straight up in tank top that says "the most racist man alive"

Every Third Na'Vi Couple Cartoonish drawing of Varang says "meow meow mewo meow hisssssss" Cartoonish Quarritch stands straight up in tank top that says "the most racist man alive"

Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025)

07.02.2026 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 236    ๐Ÿ” 46    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Kids can't hang out in parks. They can't hang out at the mall. They don't have 3rd spaces because no one wants kids around and then we are surprised when they rely on SM for connection.
If you take that away, what do they have left?

08.02.2026 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1034    ๐Ÿ” 348    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this

07.02.2026 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7201    ๐Ÿ” 2895    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28
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FAQs for This Weekendโ€™s Bad Bunny Concert Featuring Football What time is kickoff? The Bad Bunny concert kicks off around 8:00 or 8:30 p.m., but there will be pre-concert entertainment starting at 6:30 p.m. f...

Q: What time is kickoff?

A: The Bad Bunny concert kicks off around 8:00 or 8:30 p.m., but there will be pre-concert entertainment starting at 6:30 p.m. from one group called the โ€œNew England Patriotsโ€ and another called the โ€œSeattle Seahawks.โ€

07.02.2026 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 430    ๐Ÿ” 114    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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Basadรญsimo

07.02.2026 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 84    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They complain about the male loneliness epidemic but are men parading around in peacock-plumed hats and sweeping silk robes?

You gotta work with us here, boys.

07.02.2026 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 176    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
People: 8-Month-Old Baby Goes Viral After Hairdresser Mom Gave Her a 'Fresh' Set of 22 Inch Extensions (Exclusive)

People: 8-Month-Old Baby Goes Viral After Hairdresser Mom Gave Her a 'Fresh' Set of 22 Inch Extensions (Exclusive)

Baby with 22inch hair extensions

Baby with 22inch hair extensions

This photo is funnier than it has any business being

people.com/hairdresser-...

07.02.2026 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11858    ๐Ÿ” 1964    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 109    ๐Ÿ“Œ 318
a cold frozen photo of the Philadelphia skyline

a cold frozen photo of the Philadelphia skyline

Philadelphia skyline looking cozy and chilly AF on the afternoon train in

07.02.2026 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

something something dildo machine powered by tips on joystick and I'm chugging energy drinks while getting machine fucked and kicking ass on Rivals
something something jk...unless ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

07.02.2026 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Jerry Lawson, the inventor of the video game cartridge.

Jerry Lawson, the inventor of the video game cartridge.

This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm.

The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him.

Happy Black History Month.

01.02.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23175    ๐Ÿ” 10055    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 87    ๐Ÿ“Œ 155
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catch me if you can๐Ÿš“

ๆ•ใพใˆใ‚Œใ‚‹ใ‚‚ใฎใชใ‚‰ๆ•ใพใˆใฆใ”ใ‚‰ใ‚“ใช
ใ•ใ„ใงใ™ใฃโ˜†

14.01.2026 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1061    ๐Ÿ” 166    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

something something, hog life ๐Ÿ–

07.02.2026 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
07.02.2026 10:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16301    ๐Ÿ” 4576    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 130    ๐Ÿ“Œ 154
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Cinema

03.02.2026 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a blue crochet head band on your favorite eBear Fisher

a blue crochet head band on your favorite eBear Fisher

new crochet era, Jazzercise chic?

06.02.2026 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 66    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

5min wait + $40 Uber ... ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜’
or, getting told I'm an idiot and then shown how to get on the $3 subway and walking a few minutes. ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

06.02.2026 13:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Grocery store sign of bagel that reads: pick your own. Part of the sign is obscured to look like it reads: fuck your own

Grocery store sign of bagel that reads: pick your own. Part of the sign is obscured to look like it reads: fuck your own

Relax, bread department

06.02.2026 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4566    ๐Ÿ” 1011    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 67    ๐Ÿ“Œ 56
Ceiling cat looking down from the sky over Chesil Beach.

Ceiling cat looking down from the sky over Chesil Beach.

Fifteen years ago on this very day, I made this low quality photoshop of a photo I took in 2002, and somehow it became a meme. Youโ€™re welcome.

04.02.2026 10:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1127    ๐Ÿ” 320    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
this lake shot though.. Featured an iced over pond

this lake shot though.. Featured an iced over pond

some under bridge graffiti

some under bridge graffiti

greetings from the bridge I was vibing under when the train stopped because the tracks were apparently iced over...

05.02.2026 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

also, not the confident conductor with *that* sexy accent ๐Ÿฅต

05.02.2026 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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