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watching all these coaches be so affectionate with their athletes is awakening something within me…to have someone believe in you so much

@besthoodhumor says “Someone said Celin Dion looks like Toguro and now I can’t stop laughing.” Four images showing Celin and Toguro side by side

LO QUE TENEMOS

Puerto Ricans have been fighting for energy democracy - the right to control their grid locally and build the clean energy future on the island - for decades. If you want to support an incredible effort, get plugged into the work led by Queremos Sol! queremossolpr.org

Elmo @elmo · 1h That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰 Based Yankee @thebasedyankee You and Bad Bunny should be deported

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

"you might stumble over a whole collective of people resisting in ways you didn't think of. There's a crew of carpenters just going around fixing kicked-in doors. There are tow truck drivers taking cars of detained people away for free...."

Yeah I’ve seen “progressives” in other cities saying the blockades are a step too far…

ICE agents drive like they’re in GTA. Even beyond the kidnapping and the murder, they‘re speeding and crashing their cars everywhere. With zero consequences.

They call it “persistent presence” and it’s a technique of war they have used in other parts of the world, notoriously in Somalia, which gives a new dimension to the cruelty of doing this to cities full of Somali refugees

In some cases they’re literally using the same Black Hawks even

I know I lost no fat and am not any stronger from the 3 days I worked out last week, but the soreness in my muscles makes me feel trimmer. The brain of an insecure gay male is a fascinating and very dumb thing

I wish I had a Canadian to help me with something lol

oh no I’m having an idea for an atproto app

If there's ever been a time to NOT be incrementalist, this is it. The most political capital you're gonna have is right now. And we got Gestapo death squads in MSP and TB spreading through concentration camps in Texas. If you can't find a win there, get out of politics. The Epstein Class, baby

Just a quick update from the Twin Cities. (Please forgive the unsolicited message). THINGS ARE NOT BETTER IN MINNEAPOLIS. The media is mostly moving on, Trump is focused on other stuff, BUT NOTHING HAS CHANGED ON THE GROUND. More than 2,000 DHS thugs continue to roam the streets, abducting people 24/7, assaulting legal observers with impunity, and routinely denying 1st, 4th, and 5th amendment rights. Drones and helicopters are overhead every day. Hundreds and hundreds of terrified families have not left their homes since mid-December ... relying on the community to bring them food and help with rent and other necessities. (Those people are NOT violent drug cartel sex offending murderers, as DHS would tell you. Most are legal residents or citizens.) If anything, things have just become more stressful and intractable (think trench warfare as a suitable metaphor): The resistance is better organized and numerous, but DHS has become more clever and better at disguise... and the county sheriff's office is increasingly supporting them . Do not let anyone tell you that Homans (the new person in charge of the occupation) is making anything better. Do not let anyone tell you that 700 ICE agents leaving the city has made much of a difference; the remaining force (again, ~2,000) is still larger than the entire city's police force (which is legally unable to do anything). Please call your congressional reps ... especially if there is any chance the administration might listen to them.

A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

A very blurry screencap of real housewives of New York City. Ramona singer flails while the subtitles say “[prissy mumbling]”

BREAKING: 4 students at the University of Minnesota are currently chained to Morrill Hall, demanding that their school end all cooperations with ICE and establish itself as a sanctuary campus.

Maybe it’s Matthew McConaughey lol since he does do stuff for them. During the early months of the pandemic and at the height of the George Floyd protests, Salesforce had an all hands where MM talked about the third eye for an hour and a half (not a joke)

haven’t been to the gym in a year, need to remind myself that it’s fine if all I can do is the bar today. My strength and stamina will come back, I just have to stop being an insecure baby about it lol

vagaro: the only website that makes you log in 800 times a day

It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.

Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”

An Update on Heroku Today, Heroku is transitioning to a sustaining engineering model focused on stability, security, reliability, and support. Heroku remains an actively supported, production-ready platform, with an emph...

gave 5 years of my life to this company and now they’re just going to throw Heroku in the trash to “work on AI”. What horseshit. www.heroku.com/blog/an-upda...

You are. I’ve met you irl

they should invent a fat queer baddie that wants to pop my back via hug

personally I wouldn’t name an antidepressant named something so close to anhedonia, but you do you supplement people

Figuratively and not literally sadly lol

iconic af

Put my whole ass out here on god’s internet

made it to the gym. please clap

Wait what’s happening now

You don’t understand. Cryptocurrency is the future. All it will take is everyone agreeing to this and if that doesn’t happen? Okay hold on

so the president allegedly is suing the irs, and then allegedly instructing the irs to settle, so then he can pocket the money into “charity”? what the fuck

who called them visual novels and not eshop's fables