Shea

Advancing past this point technologically was a mistake

Describe your bluesky account in one image

Horrible, horrible images from Portland:

It was for a Hennessy ad

I was three years old when this photo they're using was taken.

Playoff baseball was fun for a week. Congrats to the Dodgers on the on back-to-back.

SEIYA

Or...ya know, pump funding into something that gives journalists jobs

I did not have Big Thief releasing the horniest song of 2025 but here we are

This actually makes a great deal of sense

It pisses me off to no end that Alexi Lalas is in this photo

Oh my dear god. The uni matchup between Tampa Bay and Seattle today. It’s near perfect.

"The NFL sucks" is a helluva way to try to win Americans over, let's see how it plays out for them

Cubs being bad text messages, including “Well that sucked”

Mom, who doesn’t watch much baseball, has takes:

Not like this, Cubs

BUSCH. I can't feel my arms right now!

Just saw One Battle. Definitely the most Pynchonian flick yet. Now for a couple small beers.

This quote is hardly English

So many of my contacts are getting normal ass dude sayings from me rn: “Need at least one here,” “Cash it in,” “Big out”

Well, there’s always tomorrow in baseball. Except tomorrow, where I will be beside myself.

Good to stay hopeful in trying times

The Atlantic can still bring it when it wants to

Think whatever you want on the Riyadh Comedy Festival. There are thousands of things more important rn. But it's very clear that any of the people involved with it weren't ever interested in art or comedy as an artform but money. And they always, always used "art" as their cover.

Oh good, a mediocre pitcher from 30 years ago has thoughts

Janowski feeling 10-feet tall and strong as a ox

Cubs got me here:

We laugh at this shit -- I mean, how can you not? -- but it's serious: these guys want to infuse reactionary thinking into AI and then infuse AI into every nook & cranny of American life. They can't win the argument so they are trying to blunt-force their views onto us with money & power.

GET LOUD WRIGLEY