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@xgadgetx.bsky.social

Domesticated raccoon, connector of people, plant gremlin

100 Followers  |  91 Following  |  34 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  1.5609

Latest posts by xgadgetx.bsky.social on Bluesky

@democracync.bsky.social wanna get n fixing the fuckin DMV out here? Who do I even talk to?
@joshsteinnc.bsky.social
Jokes about how bad the system was used to be funny. Now it's a bureaucratic NIGHTMARE with no appointments available online for any in the state.

14.05.2025 18:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I need... A leather (sugar) daddy!

www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

13.05.2025 19:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I may have accidentally invented a stitchon the brown clutch with the turquoise lacing

07.05.2025 02:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I
AM
DIVORCED

02.05.2025 04:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A very dear friend of mine went to the ER due to unexpected and alarming bruising. Very low platelets. Steroids are helping. The search results are mostly cancer.

21.03.2025 22:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's tattoo day! YIPPEE!

18.03.2025 13:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy Pi Day to those who celebrate!

14.03.2025 19:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Personal theory: Gavin Newsom's hair is actually a helmet her removes every night, and has a hanger on his nightstand for it. Prove me wrong! 🤣🤣

12.03.2025 05:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If I learned one thing in Seattle, it's to fight fascism one cab driver at a time.

2025 doesn't have to be all bad. Archery, leather working, and sluttery are how I plan to fight the oligarchy. Who's with me?!

05.03.2025 05:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Yippee!

20.02.2025 02:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes!! I'm trying to get more active to prep for uprising.

20.02.2025 02:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh, I think it's pretty fantastic, personally.

20.02.2025 02:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hahahahaha I was served divorce papers on Valentine's Day!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤘🏻🤘🏻

15.02.2025 01:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I need a "canonically horny" shirt

08.02.2025 02:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Such a little babe I was. Such a different person than I used to be, but dang this aesthetic

05.02.2025 23:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is why women chose the bear.

05.02.2025 04:52 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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No, you! 🤩

29.01.2025 21:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Had to try out the velvet jumpsuit in public. May have cast some spells while I was at it 🤷🏻‍♂️

29.01.2025 20:05 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I mean... This is supposed to be satire?

29.01.2025 17:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need to know how that shambling corpse is still mobile. Weren't his hands about to fall off a couple years ago?

29.01.2025 16:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Trapped by pussy. Typical 🙄

17.01.2025 22:59 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

New intrusive thought on repeat is now: "Pee comes from blood." Thank you for haunting my soul forever.

29.12.2024 01:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Drop some stuff! Nerd out on me!

28.11.2024 04:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What are you a nerdy lil guy about?

28.11.2024 02:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

All of them please

26.11.2024 17:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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@northwestmel.bsky.social

26.11.2024 15:57 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Jalapenos filled, more than half wrapped in bacon, and in the oven.
Cucumbers and garlic sliced, brine made, in the fridge, getting a better understanding of becoming pickles.
Veggies cleaned and cut.
Green onions cleaned up, and in a glass of water.
Rode the stationary bike!

22.11.2024 20:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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