Rosie 💙

Ok I loved the video podcast and my husband sat with me to watch the whole thing and then asked when the next episode is out 😍

I thought it was going to be a Japanese one

i can't do anything with my evening now until they upload

unfortunately i can relate, i can't start anything without the crushing pressure of a deadline

does within the hour mean before 8pm or by 8:30pm? either way, i'm going to rewatch the photobooth challenge to feel alive again

are they allergic to the schedule button or do they just never trust youtube to not accidentally leak videos early

i was going to watch while cooking dinner but now the food is ready so i can't watch until later 😭

dan and phil’s official podcast cover photo but it’s been edited over with red text that says !WANTED! HAVE YOU SEEN THESE TWINKS? REWARD: hard launching them both into the sea

why do they never schedule uploads 🫠

why are they like this

also, I've listened to the audio-only podcast 3 times today, why am I so stressed about the video

So we're all just refreshing youtube right

yeah i think its actually more concerning if this is a different story, they need to stop putting themselves in situations with men from the internet, the first time was a fluke and they shouldn't keep testing the theory 🤣

I was 21 😭 time isn't real

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Dan doing a reach around and crankin it..

The story starting at 16:26 on Dan and Phil Finally Tell the Truth, they talk about a guy who invited them to Zurich and tried to get them high in the bathroom so they just bailed and left the country

They play with gender and pronouns in such a natural way

The laundry talk was Dan hard launching that unfortunately he really is just a guy. What do you mean he is still blaming his upbringing when Phil has been showing him how to use the washing machine for 16 years, you just know they've bickered about it for years

Also laughing at the idea that the guy only wanted Phil but the we/us pronouns forgot they are two separate people and assumed they always come as a pair, so Dan was just there completely oblivious sipping aperol on a boat

#hardlaunchspoilers I'm glad they finally squashed the swinging/poly rumours, they are so clueless and you can tell they were so focused on the fun time they were having together that they had no awareness of the other guy at all, thats so funny

Not sure if I should tag spoilers or not? The video comes out today anyway...

Is this the same story as the guy in Zurich??

This is terrible, how can it be legal to publish so many details right down to the sale price of his mum's house?? What a disgusting article 😭

It makes me so happy to see them free to book the romantic package without the fear of anyone finding out, but they still have the privacy to celebrate on their own, its the best possible situation

I've been home doing nothing all day, Dan and Phil please don't move while I'm out at a carvery tonight

and yet I can feel the reluctant love like a grumpy cat (just don't speak to her on Mondays)

the philgrimage

Bothered my husband until he gave his review:
*pointing at Phil* "Oh wow, I love his hair now!"
Straight husband approved ✅️

my husband is catching up on the F1 from today and keeps trying to point out crazy things happening, but I'm busy being insane about the dnp red carpet pics

... i can't believe this is real life

Screenshot from my Co-star horoscope for today. [Headline:] Let your body rest. Do: Airplane Mode, Direct Sunlight, Power ballads Don't: Scrolling, Old Sweater, Bad Habits

Co-star begging me to take off the Japhan sweater and stop scrolling on phansky and tumblr