ZoMBie 🧟‍♂

at least be like a zombie baseball player or some shit y'all are so boring baseball happens year round and apparently y'all only care about sports when your local team does "well" 💀

hot take but if ur wearing blue jays shit today instead of anything remotely halloween I am heavily judging u

currently watching a horror movie called Grave Encounters with friends and I'm obsessed with the fact that it's exactly in the style of Ghost Adventures it's so fucking funny

"well imagine how a vet med test would be" OKAY 1) I AM NOT GOING INTO VET MED SO I DON'T NEED TO PREPARE FOR THAT THANKS AND 2) MA'AM I SPENT 5 YEARS IN UNI AND WE GOT 2 HOURS MINIMUM FOR TESTS?????

and she went on to say "I don't expect you to pass the test, you only need to pass one to pass this class, I'm fully aware it's a challenge" UM????

the way some professors think students are genuinely superhuman???? wdym I have an anatomy test worth 25% of my mark that's 45 multiple choice and 55 short answer (so 100 questions total) TO COMPLETE IN *ONE HOUR*. And this prof goes "most students take 20 mins" MA'AM THAT'S NOT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE

I have the best bf ever and he bought me the Sleep Token limited edition token and I wanna scold him bc it was literally $40 for a piece of metal but it's sooooooooooo beautiful and I did really want it 😭

I GOT GHOST TICKERS I COULDNT JUSTIFY $1500 FOR VIP SO I BOUGHT OTHER RLY GOOD SEATS FOR $550 AAASJRJJDJRJRKSKEJRJR

A MONTH AFTE RNY BIRTHDAU ALO I WANT FOR CHTISTMSS/BIRTHDAY IS GHOST TICKETS DJFKDJAKDKFKDKD

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

GHODT ANNOUNCED A TORONTO SHOW AKDJFHAKFJRKEJDKR

AND THE PICTURE SHE POSTED OF THEIR HANDS/RINGS IM SOBBING

listen I know none of u care about football but I am just seeing Gigi and Ilaria's wedding video and I am sitting at work SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP AAAAAAH IM OBSESSED PLS GIGI SINGING AND DANCING AND THE BOYS WERE ALL THERE AND HIS SONS AND 😭😭😭😭😭

wait seriously bc I thought of that at first but I was like the only person here I recognize is Reby Sky and I was like idk I feel like she doesn't fit in with these shitposter-ish people 😅

INSTAGRAM IS ADDING WARNING TO POSTS THAT TELL PEOPLE ABOUT ANTIFA AND ENCOURAGE THEM TO REPORT OTHERS THEY THINK ARE ANTIFA??? ON BASICALLY ANY POSTER THEY DEEM "MAY BE ANTIFA"???

I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THIS AND MY PARTNER DOESNT SEE IT ON HIS??? HELLO???? WHAT TIMELINE ARE WE IN????

part of me wants to be like "praying for u" with some satanic imagery and see people freak tf out lol like yeah I hope this person is ok but I think praying for them is like putting more of a target on their back, God loves to torture sick people lmao

no offense (but also full offense) how boring is ur life that you have a PRAYER *T E A M*??? also wtf is a prayer TEAM??? competitive praying??? who can pray the best??? the fastest??? the longest??? is this a national "sport"??? what the FUCK 🤣🤣🤣🤣

ok so one of my classmates is in the hospital she we basically have a program wide discord so everyone was like "so and so is in hospital tell your profs if you share a class with them! and send prayers!" and this bitch went "I'll tell my pray team, we'll pray for her!!" I'm sorry prayer TEAM?? LMAO

and the reply was "idk what that is" BITCH

I go to school w a bunch of idiots this physically hurt to read

I'm trying to stay calm about it bc ik it's just clothing but UGGGGGH. One of the other bags thrown out was all handmade crochet plushies that my godmother sells at local craft markets too. I know whoever found those bags is absolutely thriving lol

MFER BON JOVI LIKELY WONT TOUR ANYMORE BC OF JON'S VOICE FML IT IS A LOST CAUSE I WILL NEVER HAVE A BON JOVI SHIRT AGAIN

and my Metallica Hardwired tour shirt fuck I'm so glad I still wear those regularly (although I've removed the Black Sabbath one from my rotation since Ozzy died) and didn't give them to her. I'm so heartbroken but ik I can't really be upset bc it's just shirts but ugh

I'm actually devastated but ik it's not really anyone's fault so it's whatever but like. I specifically buy one shirt from every concert I go to. I know at the very least that bag had my Bon Jovi, P!nk, and Queen concert shirts. I'm SO FUCKING GLAD I didn't give the Black Sabbath The End shirt lol

I gave my godmother a trash bag of my old shirts, largely band shirts, so she could cut them up and make a big quilt for me.

well she moved houses and my cousins bf accidentally threw out my bag (as well as a few others) and I will never see any of those shirts again 🙃

cannot stand professors who are like "u should've learned this in school so I won't cover it now" KAREN I AM 25 YEARS OLD I HAVE BEEN OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL FOR NEARLY 10 YEARS I CAN'T TELL U FUCK ALL OF WHAT I LEARNED IN HIGH SCHOOL SCIENCE CLASS ATP PLS TEACH ME ITS LITERALLY UR JOB

I had my headphones on and I was fully prepared to just ignore them and keep walking but they didn't even approach me which lowkey feels clasisst to like yes let's stop the people driving because they can afford a car they surely have the money to help us 💀

like???? we are paying close to $10k to study here I'm so sorry the don't pay you a living wage and I'd be so happy for that 10k to go directly to y'all but I CAN'T DO FUCK ALL TO HELP Y'ALL IM JUST A STUDENT HERE BRO WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO

I cannot stand when unis and colleges are on strike and the fucking strikers actively stop people from entering the campus. Luckily I fucking bus/walk but tell me why I saw 2 strikers holding stop signs just blocking 6 cars in the entrance but also not even talking to the drivers. just stopping them

also I recently started school for animal care and I'm now questioning all of my life choices and wondering if I do want to pursue a vet tech career but I do know I look okay in scrubs despite what I expected and they are suuuuuuper comfy