Yuuni 🔞

fursona as chell. shes kissing glados too

buuut also still all the other myriad things

embracing my vibe as "that cat thats larger than your dog"

been messing around with watercolor brushes lately

Yaaaaayyyy

first real session of VtM with friends was a success~

Drossel warmup

I like to take my time eating, I dont like being in the way or otherwise a burden, cant handle overly loud and exposed public spaces, and I heavily dislike social interactions with strangers

so restaurants are definitely a special kind of hell for me tbh

its a little bit funny how a specific scene with a bee queen in a niche vore game I saw years upon years ago has stuck with me so hard...

and like, its not even a vore scene, which is the funny part

I mean, in her normal life she was a touch-starved accountant who lived alone, so this was really inevitable when you think about it

remember! kiss your party members so they wont be seduced later! this cant possibly have messy consequences!

bee themed magical girl meeting a bee-queen themed villain

the magical girl quickly learns what pheromones feel like,

and then the new honeybee learns that hive bees love to clean eachother~

*long cargo elevator ride, but nothing happens*

wait, I think mass effect did that... nevermind, bit cancelled, go home everyone

like... eh, I dont hate the chatty tutorial guy that looks like a halo expendable

samus wasnt chatty, and thats the important part

was seeing people complain about the new metroid prime game, and I was curious

my immediate response was "omg they gave her an otacon"

my follow-up response was "omg they gave her an otacon thats about half her height"

have to wake up early for a dr appt

but I was having a dream that dressed really hot, had a rapier, and was fluent in french

"noooo aliens cant have tiddy!!! they arent human!!!!"

why did you make them humanoid? why do they have two arms and two legs and are perfectly proportioned to human fit human spaces?

bitch, Im making it 7'+ with a 6-rack, 8+ limbs, and calling it mommy

"how the fuck did you fly all the way here on just one jet boot..?"

"core workouts, bitch!"

you know, I think itd be real funny if crossworlds did a palworld crossover

(the joke is that bees get absolutely covered in plant-

[the recording is interrupted by the sound of several gunshots]

scholar who accidentally becomes a warlock because she made a mistake of thinking a dryad would be safe to form a research contract with

said dryad also decided the scholar would be a lot better as a bee-flavored fairy

you know, just to really lay it on thick about her intentions

it's back

A small ink of me being super stressed

Very very stressy today

its funny to me that the moment I feel safe in a situation, I immediately want to stop wearing clothes

not even for lewd reasons either, I just really hate wearing clothes, lmfao

calling/leaving me voicemail should be a federal offense tbh

succubi who feed off of emotional energy

Imagine going meeting a mythologized "sex demon" and the first thing she does is start spouting puns

king of all cosmos as rosalina's bum ass roommate is the most inspired crossover concept ive ever heard

I like to think that the reason theres so many incomprehensible nonsense galaxies and utterly misshapen planets in mario galaxy is because of katamari damacy, and the weird bullshit the king keeps hucking into space

*makes a race of slime people with utopian pseudo-hivemind values*

*also makes them pathetically incapable of traditional combat, and makes every sword cut complete agony, because they think and feel through every single droplet of their body*

they're neat, and make pretty masks and pottery :3

you ever think about how Samurai Jack was basically The Snail That Kills You for Aku?

"that red metal dolly that carries heavy things for me"

is a completely mundane sentence which would still make some blush

"oh great spirit of the grotto, what must we do against this great and terrifying threat?"

".... (ah. fuckery, we've got nothing, thats scary... uuh-) seek out heroes strong and true!"

"... but that didnt work last time..?"

".... you consult me on matters beyond my domain, mortal."