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Bridging the gap isn’t easy with MAGA, but it’s something that someone has to do

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Following me is a sign of good mental health

Imagine sweating under a heated blanket and the EPA removes the off switch

In 1978 a minimum wage job could buy a home. In 2025 it can’t buy a closet

Does anyone know what the Unfuck America Tour is?

I can’t be alone

And just like that, U.S. forces are involved.

Use your voices tomorrow

Democrats govern on facts.

Republicans govern on feelings.

Choose your F word wisely

If you don’t care he’s a felon, then I don’t care they’re undocumented

Over 10,000 troops and law enforcement were deployed in LA.

ICE arrested 118 undocumented people.

Tell me again how this is about immigration and not about authoritarian strong man tactics

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💥 The left says they want people to evolve, but the second they do, the left pulls up screenshots from 2011 to prove they were always trash

It’ll be Biden’s fault somehow

💥 Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Unless you’re MAGA… then it’s just Monday

The resemblance is uncanny

They say it was about the “vibe”. Pretty sure it was just about keeping their hate comfy

They sold you pride. They kept the profit.

From “patriot” to “person of interest”

💥 Donald Trump sucks

💥 I just realized RFK Jr sounds like a goat who hasn’t cleared his throat in years and I can’t get it out of my head

💥 Guess what fuels 71% of the U.S. economy?

Not the towns clinging to Confederate flags, but those “woke” blue areas with higher wages, lower murder rates, and, shocker: fewer deaths of despair.

But please, tell me more about how cities are failing. I’ll wait

💥 They call it “woke” because calling it “basic intelligence and empathy” would force them to admit they have neither

I can’t wait til it’s once again a beautiful day in the neighborhood

I guess the US doesn’t need for scientists and engineers, it needs people to assemble electronics they’ll never be able to afford

💥 Everyone outside of the US…

what are we not being told?

💥 Anytime you hear a Trumper say “I didn’t vote for this” what they really mean is “I’m not intelligent”

Thank you for instilling the fight in us

When a president gets protested like a war, maybe he’s not the hero in the story

💥 I was told by MAGA if I voted for Kamala that this country would end up in a recession.

Guess they were right 🤷‍♂️