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@lasagnaoptimist.bsky.social

three goats in a trenchcoat

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they’re amazed he doesn’t immediately turn tail and cater to the filthy rich

08.11.2025 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is Musk’s legacy. Every article about him should begin with this.

08.11.2025 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s like 400 pounds per person and I just don’t think we have it in us

07.11.2025 07:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

these people are fucking monsters and every single one of them needs to be put on trial once this is over

05.11.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎢socialist muslim🎢

05.11.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4618    πŸ” 639    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 13

I don’t think they want to win. I think the party heads make more money fundraising in opposition than when in power and their stocks benefit more under republican-controlled government so they have strong financial incentives not to alter the current path

02.11.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale

The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby

01.11.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 12354    πŸ” 2566    πŸ’¬ 228    πŸ“Œ 125

β€œsome people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

30.10.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 11873    πŸ” 3000    πŸ’¬ 224    πŸ“Œ 226

I thought this was a super fancy hotdog

29.10.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s going to be wild when Letitia James sues the doj for malicious prosecution and kicks the shit out of them

24.10.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

people are saying it's the most useless endorsement ever

23.10.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

how does β€˜guy with a nazi tattoo’ get through the democrat vetting process it’s not like he’s shy about taking off his shirt

23.10.2025 07:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if I have this right, the same party that won’t endorse mamdani is trying to prop up a man with a literal nazi tattoo on his chest

23.10.2025 07:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

let he who hasn’t had an SS Totenkopf tattoo on their chest for almost two decades and claimed to not know that’s what it is while looking at it presumably every day and I think that’s reasonable to say because every time I see an article about this guy he has his shirt off cast the first stone

23.10.2025 07:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Research reveals racist chants on rise in Israeli football – with Maccabi Tel Aviv the worst offenders * Kick It Out Israel finds 367 instances in 2024-25 * Of those, 118 were linked to Maccabi supporters Racist chanting by Israeli football fans grew rapidly over the past year, data shows, with Maccabi Tel Aviv supporters the most likely to engage in discriminatory behaviour. The research was conducted by Kick It Out Israel, which is funded by a civil society organisation, Givat Haviva, that works towards the β€œcreation of a shared society for Jews and Arabs”. It found 367 instances of racist chanting at Israeli Premier League (IPL) matches in the 2024-25 season, a record total and an increase of 67% on the previous campaign. Continue reading...

Research reveals racist chants on rise in Israeli football – with Maccabi Tel Aviv the worst offenders

23.10.2025 07:12 β€” πŸ‘ 145    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 22
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Is Spotify running ICE recruitment ads? Here are the facts The advertising "is part of a broad campaign the US government is running" across various platforms β€” not just Spotify, a spokesperson told Snopes.

Cancel SPOTIFY.

They are running ICE ads.

F them.

www.snopes.com/fact-check/s...

19.10.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 13115    πŸ” 5864    πŸ’¬ 780    πŸ“Œ 489

This is foodstuff for nutritional intake, brought to you by Foodcorp. Consume with 375 ml of water three (3) times daily for optimal body efficiency and productivity.

15.10.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey quick question don wtf

14.10.2025 07:20 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

amphiba

14.10.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

10.10.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 22595    πŸ” 4495    πŸ’¬ 140    πŸ“Œ 78

dear god i know its been a while but could you do me a solid i'll hit you back

10.10.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

09.10.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 56218    πŸ” 22823    πŸ’¬ 1900    πŸ“Œ 2187

trying to figure out if someone is trustworthy: so are you a 'girlfriend of antifa'

09.10.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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WATCH: β€˜Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

06.10.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 9502    πŸ” 2409    πŸ’¬ 328    πŸ“Œ 1000

"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"

06.10.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 11720    πŸ” 3505    πŸ’¬ 493    πŸ“Œ 193

not now babe I’m reading an article about a show I’ve never heard of from thirty years ago

04.10.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

to clarify, I am not defending tony blair at all, just saying the angle encourages the Vigo-nature of the photo

29.09.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

do you ever think hannibal’s just like fuck it and nukes a hot pocket?

28.09.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

how long until white house memos are blocked by a paywall

26.09.2025 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s not just the internet this is the way claims about the rapture have always worked

23.09.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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