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The ONLY actor to play both Wyatt Earp and Doc Holiday was the late and great Val Kilmer!

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They’ll be lucky to fill that!

Fuckin’ Sky typo, should read 100,000! Fucking journalism is DEAD!!!!

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Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!

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“Also United selling players and “very lucky” aren’t two phrases that really go together.” 😂😂😂 touché!

Hmmmm! Manchester Evening News seems to think otherwise.

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There’s a character restriction for posts, right?

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Let’s have the five players you personally want to leave Manchester United this summer.

I’ll start you off!

1. Sancho
2. Rashford
3. Mainoo
4. Garnacho
5. Højlund

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Rashford and Garnacho to go for a combined £80M (if we’re very lucky) to facilitate Osimhen coming to M16. Personally, if this happens it’ll probably be the deal of the year! Your thoughts?

He won’t go there! He thinks he’s above that league! For me he’d be lucky to get a game for Raith Rovers!

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OFFICIAL: Sancho, the bad smell, will not be joining Chelski! Another pain in the arse that we need to find a new home for!

Last Thursday, in a trade, I acquired these two spectacular baby L046 Zebra Plecostomus. A dream fulfilled! The only issue I have is, they are wearing #NUFC shirts 😢 #GGMU #MUFC

He is the ONLY ONE that plays for the badge! The only one!

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Bruno rejects Al-Hilal offer!

Bruno has turned down Al Hilal 👍

I like being an asshole!

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You are not the issue - and you know that! But, you also know I have a potty mouth! I get under people’s skin - because the truth ALWAYS fuckin’ hurts!

I never forced you to interact! You took it upon yourself to act as the knight in shining armour! I hope to fuck you ain’t as pretentious IRL!

Mainoo is more, FAR MORE, over-hyped than Delap! For the life of me, I can’t figure out how he got his Engerland debut!

Neither is yours! I haven’t commented on you, just #MUFC, but you are more than delighted to weigh in on me! Take a look in the fuckin’ mirror! Stones and glass houses mate!

That’s how I talk! Stop trying to be a pretentious defender of the faith!

There’s no aggression whatsoever! Too many deluded #MUFC fans. We truly are SHIT! That team was a disgrace last season! I care, I tell the truth! You don’t like it? Fuck off then!

Why?

He’s had more than enough time Ian. He couldn’t score in a free brothel and you know that is a fact!