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04.03.2026 12:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@timmytwoshirts.bsky.social
Lvl 3 Bardยฎ. Chaotic Good. Gamer. Ex-Chef. TV/Film/Music/Fun. Joker. Ex-smoker. 420 toker. Ordained Dudeist. Reborn Omnivore. Sober. Fiercely progressive and passionate AF. Tips (paypal.me/JungleGeo) โ๏ธ๐ช๐ฎ๐จ๐ฌ๐บ #BLM #LGBTQ+ #Food #Humor #Memes #Writing #Art
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04.03.2026 12:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Commanders at over 50 bases are framing the chaos of โOperation Epic Furyโ in wild biblical terms to American troops as they are preparing them for combat operations. Reports from the Military Religious Freedom Foundation detail over 200 complaints: officers citing Revelation to claim this is God's divine plan for Armageddon, with one gleefully telling troops President Trump was anointed by Jesus to ignite the end times signal in Iran. And these aren't isolated rants. Non-commissioned officers describe shocked units hearing commanders push Christian end-times prophecy during combat briefings, blending faith with orders across every military branch. It's pure zealotry, turning a messy regime-change bid, complete with dead GIs and no exit strategy, into holy crusade hype. This is pure insanity and so ironic considering a very hyped up and seemingly drug addled Marco Rubio just said, โIran is run by lunatics. Religious, fanatic lunatics.โ This is textbook Christian nationalism poisoning our secular military and politics. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, with his crusader tattoos and Bible studies, has greenlit this toxic fusion of gospel and geopolitics. It has no place in a democracy; it's dangerous bullshit eroding church-state lines while soldiers die. (source: the other 98)
You think religion is harmless?
Think again. It is single-handedly destroying the planet based on misguided faith stoked by fascists and coattail riders
drumpf: i tell the lies hannity: i report the lies as news leavitt: i repeat the lies maga morons: we believe the lies
Ayup.
Sounds accurate
Jared Polis, Gov of Colorado, just pardoned Tina Peters (a 2020 election conspiracist who broke the law) at the demand of Trump
Iโm shocked and sickened
kid rock's canceled maga music festival could cost him 'up to six figures' according to new report
Let's hope his finances come to match his morals: bankrupt
04.03.2026 11:15 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Behold! A $100,000-dollar American missile, launched by a $20 million plane that flies at a cost of $6,000 dollars/hour to kill people who live on less than $3 a day in Iran. Meanwhile in America, Republican lawmakers believe that a $6.20 daily SNAP benefit providing food to a needy person is wasteful spending, so A BIG BEAUTIFUL ACT of legislation was passed to remedy that in order to bolster the economy of the greatest nation in the world. โJacob Lassiter
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03.03.2026 19:48 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0"This planetary annihilation has been the white Christian nationalist plan for decades...Their gaze is so laser-focused on the afterlife that this life is almost irrelevant, as is the suffering of people in the here and now."
03.03.2026 19:38 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
Retired Major General William McCasland, 68, a prominent figure in US aerospace research and military leadership, has been reported missing since Friday, February 27.
askcoti.com/dash
Disappearance has been compared to the Nancy Guthrie case -is the George Clan working overtime?
Fuck jojo. She can stay the fuck on twitter collecting her interaction ad revenue parroting beach ball platitudes for morons. #KeepBskyJoJoFree
03.03.2026 12:42 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
Inside you are two bricks
Brick 1: throw me at a fascist
Brick 2: use me to build community
Both are valid
It's 37ยฐF now in he #ilwx looking toward a forecasted high of 43. Looks like it's going to rain/rain mix all day today. That's okay, it matches my mood for the most part. Let's all hope for bright spring vibes and dead presidents very soon!
Good morning, friends! โโค๏ธ๐๐
hey don, you can't bomb away those fucking files john pavlovitz
Ayup.
Facts
Comment: "America's golden goose is the working class. If Jeff Bezos died tomorrow, nothing would change. If Jeff Bezo's employees went on strike tomorrow, America's supply chain infrastructure would crumple"
I also fail to see 5% = 50%
Go fuck yourself, Jeff
Currently 29ยฐF with a forecasted high of 42 today. Looking at mostly 40s-50s until another weekend warmup gets us to nearly 80 on Friday. Let's hope winter is taking the long walk out fairly soon and we can begin to see the storms and rain that spring usually promises.
Good morning, friends! โโค๏ธ๐๐
So I could see 'time blindness' in rare and serious cases of ADHD where they are somehow still capable of functioning but by and large it sounds like an excuse. I have the quite the opposite hyper-intuitive grasp of time, thanks to past bosses who scared punctuality into me one write up at a time
02.03.2026 12:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0trump raped kids, period
02.03.2026 12:15 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0unicorn in traffic text: getting stoned and still outperforming all the sober people
Ayup.
We ride!
A PSA from Thomas Massie:
01.03.2026 15:47 โ ๐ 30350 ๐ 9059 ๐ฌ 627 ๐ 341Completely unrelated but it took South Koreans 6hrs to dtop an insurrection attempt, 10 days to impeach, and 3 weeks to arrest their president. He was sentenced to life in prison a week ago
Ayup.
Chop chop
March #Svengoolie schedule dropped
02.03.2026 03:06 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yโall ever use the bag as a plate when you sammie up the last few slices? ๐๐
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They made an "oopsy" ...
The maga republikkklan PEDOPHILE PROTECTORS RELEASED A DOCUMENT OF A 13 YEAR OLD CHILD SUING PEDOrump FOR FORCING HER TO SUCK HIS PENIS, THEN HITTING HER IN THE HEAD CAUSE SHE BIT HIM ...
so they took it down, cause they gotta go back and get PEDOrump out of those pages
But that would mean Lumpy would have to bite down on the cock in his mouth-- something he's far too familiar with, I'm sure
01.03.2026 17:20 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโve missed #caturday as of late so here are some candid shots of my sweet Cera Kee Cat
01.03.2026 17:14 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0black and white photo of women holding sign that reads: bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity
Ayup.
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