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Been a listener from the beginning. Won’t be the same without him.
Peanuts *and* antioxidants. You had a very healthy breakfast.
It’s very easy to deny the need for a Department Of Education when you’ve amounted to so little in spite of it.
If Kamala was president and Pete Buttegieg accidentally added Sean Hannity to a DoD chat, Mike Johnson would have special prosecutors lined up around the block.
I have brand new platforms to teach about my contempt for Ben Goddamned Stiller.
So you’ll start calling the Gulf Of Mexico something else because someone you love and believe told you to?
But you can’t do that with a trans persons name or pronouns?
Says SO MUCH about you.
Here’s what I want.
An iPhone 16 Pro case with a built-in screen protector (a “full wrap” - sometimes called a “waterproof case” or an “enclosure”) that includes the credit card holder feature on the back.
No stick on screens protectors. A full-wrap case with the card holder.
That’s it.
Because democrats talk to each other like out-of-work infotainment political analysts. “I don’t get their message.”
The message is “not the criminal.” Stop it already.
Revamped and simplified the ol’ website and saved around $600 in the process.
DavidNikolas.com
Just leave the flags at half staff for the next four years. Something decent will die every day anyway.
And with a few keystrokes, Facebook is gone. Feels pretty good.
Just got word that my new passport arrives on January 20.
Is there an award for recieving the last passport issued by a defunct country?
If there’s one term I hate more than any other that these unfuckable hate nerds have come up with in the past decade, it’s “virtue signaling.” Remember when “setting a good example” was an exemplary trait? Not when you’ve got boots to lick!
Gee, I wonder why I bailed on Facebook…
Been here since you needed a code.
Taking a big standardized test this Thursday. End of a sentence in the prep book on the writing section: “…you don’t need to be a Jeopardy champion to write this essay.”
Well, shit.
I still miss 7Up Gold.
::waves::
Thank you!
Can someone please help me with Starter Packs? I only see how to join them when you’re not a member yet.
Can’t find my passport.
I could search copiously, or I could start the process for a replacement now while there’s still a State Department.
Maybe both.
Next time you're applying for a job, tell your prospective employer you'd prefer they not do a background check.
Let's see how that goes.
Wouldn’t that overlap #22?
God I was hoping I was hacked this morning so I could delete all of this garbage forever. Stupid outages.
6th Amendment protects you from unlawful Szechuan seizure. I’d fight.
Master P Theatre
Mattisyahu’s The Boss
Seven Mary Three’s Company (and it’s sequel, Three’s A Crowded House)
Third Rock From The Sun Ra
M*A*S*H*A*N*T*I
What’s this? A self-tape request with reasonable lead time and scene length, with detailed instructions? Am I dreaming?
Yes. Because “Country overwhelmingly supports something unilaterally” doesn’t sell as many cheeseburgers and dick pills as “EVERYONE HATES EVERYTHING.”
Man, the lengths some people will go through to avoid a Friends reunion.
