michael pedersen hollie mcnish meet Super Sheltie - held by hollie - and marghie our librarian
We were delighted to have @michaelpedersen.bsky.social and @holliemcnish.bsky.social pop in to see us! #SuperSheltie is demonstrating with his wee hooves the amount of delight #ThisMuch
19.07.2025 12:57 β π 23 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1
Aw, thanks so much! x
01.09.2025 10:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Awww super! xxx
01.09.2025 10:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Announcing 6 special guests for each night of #NineLessons inc @helenczerski.bsky.social, @garwboy.bsky.social, Julia Shaw, Jakko Jakszyk, @holliemcnish.bsky.social, @funsizesuze.bsky.social + plenty more (with more to come of course!) Hosted by @robinince.bsky.social cosmicshambles.com/ninelessons
18.08.2025 11:33 β π 14 π 8 π¬ 2 π 4
Late night poem: En route back from a London gig. A woman needs the loo on the train. Thereβs no loo. She tried to piss on the platform. Sheβs drunk. Staff tell her sheβll be fined Β£500 if she does. She waits and pisses on the train seat. Just sits and pisses. Smiling. Laughing.
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So excited to be in London for this today! Β£5 with a wee glass of wine and two of my favourite writers and comedian @waterstones Islington β€οΈ
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Out Oct β25 VIRGIN by @holliemcnish.bsky.socialπ₯
In this eagerly awaited poetry collection, Hollie McNish explores the impact of a single word on her life with her trademark mix of humour, fury and compassion
Pre-order now to get a #SIGNED & dedicated copyβοΈ
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last year i got asked to do a gig
for a private members group
in a castle and i asked
what the fee and expenses were
and they said the lady of the house
would be more than happy
to give me a private guided tour
of the castle.
02.06.2025 17:36 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0
I wish that were the case, but there'd be no rape or murder if it was sadly. x
26.05.2025 18:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Just searched 'are sore breasts normal before period'? It said yes due to peak progesterone levels but will subside when those levels normalise' and I was wondering who decided which week was the 'normal' personality week of the cycle? It's like saying Spring is normal and the other seasons aren't?
26.05.2025 18:43 β π 27 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
β€οΈ 5 in 6 boys think andrew tate is a prick β€οΈ
23.05.2025 08:29 β π 52 π 18 π¬ 2 π 3
ROME!
I've just realised that a reading I'm doing next week, Thursday May 29th John Cabot University is open to the public.
If you know anyone who fancies a little poetry from me, I'd love you to share this event.
Sign up here: calendar.johncabot.edu/event/spoken... and bring ID on the day.
xx
22.05.2025 12:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
This time next week Iβll be talking to the literary giant Stephen Fry at @hayfestival.bsky.social. Tonight Iβm talking to the equally lustrous @valmcdermid.bsky.social at @portybooks.bsky.social (which can be streamed online). Swooning to a croon. ππβ€οΈβπ₯
Come join: www.michaelpedersen.co.uk/events
20.05.2025 09:42 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
THANK YOU! A perfect quote for the next book πβ€οΈ
20.05.2025 09:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
It takes me two cups of tea to write about 50 poems. Iβm much more water-efficient than AI poetry x
20.05.2025 08:44 β π 12 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0
Sheβs mid teens xx
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Gracias! Xxx
20.05.2025 08:41 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1
Good idea, thanks x
20.05.2025 08:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Dear @teamlabouruk.bsky.social . I am leaving the party because of your stance on Gaza. If you can renew the membership without the membership number, why canβt I leave without it? Please make this an option. And please stop selling arms to Israel
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driving around a supermarket car park for five minutes to find a space to save five seconds of walking
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This morning my daughter went on her phone, laughed a lot at a message from her friend and sent me a cute meme about a kitten. Just sharing this for some balance.
15.05.2025 06:59 β π 24 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0
YouTube video by Hollie McNish
GCSE Unseen Poetry advice from a poet
For anyone going into the GCSE Unseen poetry exam, hereβs some advice from a poet. Good luck! β€οΈ youtu.be/Mt2Y6nSysZQ?...
12.05.2025 16:41 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
The reason why I cry listening to these old songs isn't because I want to return to the past.
It's through music that I get to bear witness to all my past selves. I can see the girl and woman I used to be. She doesn't know I'm there.
I know my future self is here, right now, watching these tears.
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A poem about libraries by Hollie McNish
Iβve many attempts to find the words to express my <3 for #libraries. A declaration of love but also a plea for their very existence and Iβll continue trying but for now, @holliemcnish.bsky.social caught all my feels:
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