draconym on tumblr: Me: "Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf." The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: "Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging. but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voila--" (paper towel roll falls on my face) Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: "Success."

inspired by starfallblade!!
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Will that be all miss? ...and a 5080 Ti for Aigis please.

Sugar mommy Mitsuru (Persona 3)

Special thanks to @differland.bsky.social

I have some tasty prints in my Inprnt collection: www.inprnt.com/gallery/big....

please rinse your bottles before returning them, it helps us out a lot

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast) Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

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Sex 2

Ah shit then I oversaw them this year. But good to know. Thank you.

OHHHHHHHH
Please tell me you'll sell that on the cons next year.

A halfbody illustration of Edelgard‘s Hegemon form

Hegemon Edelgard my beloved 🖤

#FireEmblem

atlantic article screenshot headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight by yasmin tayag

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

Trans speedrunners be like "okay we got bad rng on the character creation but if we spam E repeatedly a chest will appear"

The AWS Outage Bricked People’s $2,700 Smartbeds When Amazon Web Services went offline, people lost control of their cloud-connected smart beds, getting stuck in reclined positions or roasting with the heat turned all the way up.

The AWS outage bricked people's $2,700 smartbeds, leaving them in a reclining position or with the heat up. People were unable to use them, basically. A GitHub repo exists that lets people operate their beds without reliance on the normal infrastructure

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Street Camilla Alt

With a sweet tooth for cake pops

Commission done for @HotCamillaChai

Thank you so much for the opportunity

Enjoy!

#FEHeroes #FireEmblemShadows #FEH #Fireemblem

please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you

Sketch page of Zack Fair and Aerith Gainsborough from Final Fantasy 7

Zack and Aerith in my head all the time 🥹 #zerith #ff7

maxknightley (angry video game nerd voice) two genders? that's it? and you just get given one at random, you don't even get to decide which one you want? what a shitload of fuck flowergirlmiwa WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?! noragesimus: *photo of AVGN screaming* slash-asterisk AND IF YOU WANNA CHANGE, YOU CAN'T JUST SWITCH?? YOU GOTTA DO A WHOLE QUESTLINE JUST TO TRANSITION? WHY DIDN'T THE DEVS TRANSITION TO A BETTER FUCKIN' GAME??

i think about this every time i cook

[ssb] bonus

an illustration by Spindle of the characters Asimov and Ottilie. The POV is top view of Asi, sitting crosslegged (bottom of the image) and Otti in front of her (top of the image). There's a tea cup between Asi's legs showing the reflection of Asi kissing Otti

morning tea

the final result of my N cosplay ✨
pic by @eosandy.bsky.social

Melia Antiqua (XC3) in Azura's Dark Song dress ~🎵🤍

#XenobladeChronicles #FireEmblem
Commission work for @emblemknight.bsky.social

Some people are on an entirely different level

Silver sisters 🌕✨

[ #hades #hadesgame #art ]

artwork of nephenee in a hoshidan ninja themed outfit with her holding the flame lance and bolt naginata

artwork of ninja nephenee dual wielding the flame lance and bolt naginata

artwork of ninja nephenee dual wielding the flame lance and bolt naginata with special fire and lightning effects

damaged artwork of ninja nephenee using the dual lances to defend herself

ninja nephenee
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commission for @labmemb3r.bsky.social!
thank you so much for your patience!!!

Comic by https://cassandracalin.tumblr.com Comic features a person who receives a text asking to hag out but was a typo to hang out. Person replies no let’s actually hag out and the final panel shows two people dressed like witches (hags)mixing things into a cauldron.

Taking applications for people to do hag stuff with.

Comic cred: cassandracalin.tumblr.com

That freaking amazing!! I love learning about new tricks! (Also love the art!)

Guys here's a quick tutorial to how I did it!

1. Download off Twitter.
2. Rename file type from ".png" to ".zip"
3. Unzip using unzipper of choice (I use PAID Winrar)
4. Check inside new "unzipped folder"
5. MAGIC!

oh no, the zipper is stuck! save and unzip this image to help her

in a way aren't we all holding a barrel in the darkness

Dann bis bald ;)