Kikki Planet

Current status: suffering under the weight of an extended craving for damn good Eggs Benedict, but too lazy to drag my ass to the kitchen to make it.

Update: halfway thru S02E02 and this is giving Last of Us/Walking Dead vibes.

The writing is a bit predictable, but they’re doing a good job at giving us compelling backstory.

The season 2 opener of “Paradise” is better than the entire first season ever was. It’s basically a standalone movie.

WITAF HELEN?!

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Took our friend to his first NHL game. He got so excited he threw his ballcap on the ice when he - along with many others - mistook a Draisaitl assist for a hat trick goal, and then he gave us “dear god WHAT HAVE I DONE” face when he realized it’s now gone forever.

NHL noobs are adorable.

LET’S GOOOOOOOOO #OILERS

a man in a suit and tie says i just feel like my heart is going to burst because it 's full of rainbow ALT: a man in a suit and tie says i just feel like my heart is going to burst because it 's full of rainbow

My cousin sister bestie just showed up at my door with bread straight from her oven, still warm, wrapped in a cloth.

Now I’m devouring bread with the most excellent melty Lakeside Farms butter & my own homemade raspberry jam. It’s like Little House on the Prairie but with central heating.

Finally getting around to watching (bingeing) “Shrinking” and as a result, this is now a Jessica Williams stan account because my sweet holy Zeus I am transfixed.

I am so tired of hearing about shareholders

Pakistan declares ‘open war’ on Afghanistan, jet fighters bomb Kabul city Pakistani and Afghan officials have both declared full military operations as border clashes intensify.

Not good not good NOT GOOD.

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Okay so what is happening between Pakistan and Afghanistan right now and should I be freaking out I am begging someone anyone to please explain and calm my anxiety.

I mean it’s not like they put it into public healthcare. Or public education. Or renewables. Or anything to improve life for Albertans.

WTF did they do with all of our money, aside from funnelling it into MH Care contracts & frolicking with MAGA at Mar-a-Lago?

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Hi #ableg - just wondering, is the UCP gonna tell us what they did with all of OUR money or nah?

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My kid could live on this sandwich so I’m a popular parent this evening 😂

It was so good. Kid is all “we’re gonna make this for all my friends next time they are here right RIGHT?!”

😂

Oh thanks autocorrect. I obvs meant Banh Mi.

WTF is “bihn mah”?!

Thursday night is fun night for kid and me, so tonight we tried our hand at making authentic Bihn Mah again and it definitely worked better this time.

Ate grapes instead of cookies for bedtime snack. Am healthiest bitch now.

I resurrected this poinsettia my husband brought home at the beginning of December last year, so that makes me either a horticulturist, or Jesus.

Related: I have named it “Lazarus”.

CC: Alberta.

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All of my feeds right now are Alysa Liu and her joy, Amber Glenn and her big sister-esque protection of the other skaters, and those of us who gave up on this sport after decades of coaching & competition toxicity now excited about a new, bright, HEALTHY era in competive skating.

I ♥️ it.

I’m just jealous cuz no lawyer I ever worked for did that for support staff. Most of them just went to a pub for the day, and left us to handle everything 😭

I stg no work is getting done at Mr’s office this week. It’s been nothing but pizza in the boardroom for everyone, while they watch Olympic hockey 😂

Supreme Court rules that Trump’s sweeping emergency tariffs are illegal | CNN Politics The Supreme Court on Friday ruled that President Donald Trump violated federal law when he unilaterally imposed sweeping tariffs across the globe, a striking loss for the White House on an issue that ...

HA HA HA HA HA HA

The orange dude is so SCREWED.

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None of Smith's referendum questions are likely to result in actual policy change.

Because they require constitutional amendments (federal veto) or are plainly unconstitutional.

Assuming "yes" votes carry, what then?

Kenney's equalization referendum didn't soothe separatists. It emboldened them.

Net migration in Alberta. Up, up, up, down, down, down.

Net international migration to Alberta totalled 197 in Q3 2025, down 99% from 32,046 in the same quarter a year prior.

Smith kicked off the sovereignty referendum campaign tonight. The fight for the future of Alberta starts now.

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None of what the premier is promising will happen, or even come close to happening. But, of course, that's ultimately to her benefit, or whoever succeeds her as UCP leader. They can just blame Ottawa for the failure to realize these obvious fantasies and continue fertilizing the outrage farm.

I love her so much.

HA HA HA HE IS LEGIT ROTTING IN HIS BRAIN.