Ghostsharklegs 🏺

God what a little twerp.

But doesn't do shit for "autocorrect"

So apparently autocirrect corrects "orbing" to "morbing"

Counterpoint, if glowing energy ball is millions of years ahead of humans, and vulcam is thousands of years ahead, then if an alien species evolved in the first 99.9% of the history of the galaxy, it's orbing time

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You can just ask 😜

Thank you google slop machine, very helpful.

Hmmmm, proof?

I keep hearing that the Epstein files are so big if we held everyone accountable everything would collapse. And no it wouldn’t. These rich guys don’t do any actual work. They aren’t actually important or useful they are just rich.

Devil on your shoulder: Do it!! You know you want to!

Angel: Yeah, what he said!

The same adaptations that helps birds to fly evolved to allow dinosaurs to get bigger.

There's this trope in WWII related media, potraying the young people who idolized Hitler as otherwise innocent souls corrupted by outside propaganda. My lived experience with chuds has been "people we should fling into the sun" so I'm beggining to doubt the historicity of that.

Oh, I know. That's why you aren't in the leg thing from Misery.

I still haven't quite forgiven you for dropping page 150 and going radio silent. That was mean.

Hey non-patrons, Auzzy turned evil. He's here to torture us now.

Veruca Salt energy.

"Ha! Couldn't resist could you!" I say, never making eye contact with you as I stare respectfully.

Glad you managed in the sky earthquake.

That you can pull this off and the maid outfit proves you are the peak of masculinity.

He was born a better runner than most of us could ever be. If the point of sports isn't to be the best version of yourself, but the best full stop, it's a pointless exercise because the outcome is, for the most part, already decided.

I think an aspect of the whole trans sports thing is that even if everything the fear mongers were saying was true, it's moot because sports aren't fair. Usain Bolt doesn't just want it more than 8 billion people. (1/2)

"I've made my choice"

I always get them confused with 4 non blondes, so whenever they come up in the news, I get worried and ask "what's going on?"

Be meaner!

While we have you on the horn, can we interest you in a AI that makes child porn if asked to do so in the form of a riddle?

Forgive my ignorance, but are we only mad at him for the anal beads thing? Don't misunderstand, that's enough, but is that all?

I mean at a certain point they have to follow the money.

And he's always the worst part of the bad movie he's in.