Tay

A screenshot of my notes app that says “Pros: i have an affinity for him Cons: everything else. literally everything.”

Bluesky but for hot single moms in your area interested in you

Why haven’t i been put down yet!!!

I don’t have brightly patterned skin or a rattle, so to let people know I’m dangerous before they try anything I have to make concerning statements on the internet at regular intervals.

“How are you?”
I’m listing to Pity Party on repeat

Failed.

turns out there is really no limit to how much painful weight the human mind can accumulate!

What happen if not nice

Does anyone here do voodoo

I follow this IG account that has such cute studio setups it makes me want one

I wanna get into the stock market, but in a slutty bimbo way

If Zuck kills him, I'll rejoin Facebook

oh you're built different? I hope you are ready to die different

Yesterday my friend got arrested and all i care about is him getting the police report so i can see his mugshot (gonna make t shirts)

going to Nashville in September, but in a slutty way

Public DMs are all the rage

“In light of recent events” - me referring to my broken heart from a 3 week situationship

oh you love america? name all of its atrocities

Hurricane Ohakaleighy is going to be devastating 😞

shit. the cop in my head just shot the 2 wolves inside me

right right…lion tamer maybe??? That’s full of drama and excitement 😂

She would be a great reality tv producer

posting an obvious cry for help and then quickly posting a silly joke to even things out

Telling my non-vegan friends that their cow milk is at 2% and they should probably charge it

honestly you’re so right i haven’t caught up on jinx in WEEKS

Once i finally get put on adhd meds I’m gonna start reading things that are longer than 3 sentences and i will acquire so much more knowledge

weed, sluts, bitches, jesus. long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. then, everything changed when the jesus nation attacked.

Looking into Ket Therapy on the work computer so they know that 1) I’m not doing great and 2) I’m going to do psychedelic therapy to fix it