Fletchling

Oh I had a great time! ☺️ I’m just teasing Riley a little!

Define “fun”

The punishment fits the crime I suppose 🥲

Attempting to show empathy was such a strain on the president that he had to heel turn and blame the crash on… DEI? You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me.

Saw an 18 pack of eggs in the fridge and had to ask my dad if he took out a third mortgage.

Big Pip the Squishmallow shreds on a butterscotch telecaster

Them: “He’s probably texting other girls right now.”

Me: “Quiet, he’s playing his solo.”

Fun Fact: Thorny devil lizards drink water with their feet. They step in water on the ground and the grooves on their skin channel water to their mouths through capillary action. This allows them to drink passively without lowering their guard.🥤🐾 #naturalhabitatshorts #naturalhabitok #naturalhabitat

Hot 🥵

How many likes for comic sans? Preferably cyan

Are there stretch goals?

🦆🔥👸

I know what you mean, but also you never stopped, so… 🙃

A lineup of stuffed animals all wearing toddler socks.

Another, larger group of plushies wearing toddler socks. This time Rowlet was included, as were Ernie and Cookie Monster from Sesame Street.

My niece has recently become obsessed with putting socks on all of her plushies. When my brother sent the first pic, he apologized that the Rowlet I gave her for Christmas was not included (he was still in her bed from the night before). Today they made sure that his little feet were covered.

I’m HABby to be here

I don’t know why you would think that 🤔

I was entertained, educated, and put at ease by your voice 😊

I can hardly contain my excitement 😊

Saw a dog just vibing on the back of a flatbed pickup driving 40mph on my way to work. Can’t stop thinking about it tbh

But you’re immortal? 🤨

High praise from the queen of mirror selfies 😊

Last shift before the holidays 💰🦝🍃

I’ve got a list of reasons I like you. Maybe I’ll show you sometime

This is the ‘fit of a killer, Bella 😉

I’m not saying I believe in destiny or anything, but Oscar Mayer did start accepting applications to drive the Wienermobile right after I put in my notice at work 🤔

It’s been about nine months. About time to say something I guess.