hell bent for average goaltending

hell bent for average goaltending

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487 Followers 87 Following 3,795 Posts Joined Sep 2023
1 hour ago

for every run scored by a canadian i will sleep with 10 american women

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1 hour ago

it would be hilarious if the canucks finally declared they are all in on a tank and full rebuild only to have the leafs sneak in and win the draft lottery

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8 hours ago

oilers games this season:

start slow by trying to feel themselves into the game
give up a goal on the first shot (goalie's fault)
tie goal
give up a 2nd goal (blown defensive coverage)
give up a 3rd goal (failure to block a moving screen)
chase the lead by loading up mcdrai
score on the pp
lose 3-2

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23 hours ago

i would h8-2 see dallas score another goal

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23 hours ago

if there is such a thing as a character loss it could be this one

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1 day ago

connor dropped gloves so i am counting it as morally a fight

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1 day ago

only a minor for roughing so not an official fight but if they were in open ice instead of against the boards with the linesman right there they would have gone

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1 day ago

CONNOR FIGHT CONNOR FIGHT

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1 day ago

so what are your guys plans this spring when oilers hockey is over? im going to norway

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1 day ago

#herecometheoilers

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1 day ago

coming off vegas and colorado i had this game as a scheduled loss and yeah. regardless of how they run up the score i wouldnt pull jarjar and save ingram for the b2b tomorrow

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first shot first goal

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1 day ago

think andres will thrive with bichette gone so he can patrol short on a full time basis. his fielding is elite and the natural rhythm at his natural position will hopefully help him at the plate

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1 day ago

cocaine special teams hockey

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2 days ago

bam adebayo wouldnt have scored 83 if nate mackinnon didn’t receive the 5 minute major and game misconduct

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2 days ago

“this just proves MJ would average 50 in today’s NBA!” my friend if you dropped Michael Jordan into the 2026 NBA his career would last exactly one day after he found out about FanDuel

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2 days ago

gainers strike is what led to gretzky being sold out of edmonton (good thing)

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2 days ago

hahaha i was living in nyc then so saw those dudes all the time at mars bar and passerby, also zack braff coming off garden state dork hotness. nothing made sense back in the age of terrorism

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2 days ago

The enemy had an Nespresso pod machine in the dugout.

A real storming the beaches of Normandy moment for our intrepid heroes.

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2 days ago

the world needs fischerspooner now more than ever - american cultural power was never more bass heavy

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2 days ago

this is the time of year when we cheer for the flames, leafs and canucks to start winning games and decrease their odds of winning the draft lottery because there is nothing more condemning than mediocrity

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2 days ago

only 43 FGA, whereas Kobe needed 46 FGA and one sexual assault

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Oilers undefeated with Benjamin Hause as the backup goalie

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2 days ago

i hereby pledge not to complain about the refs the rest of the season lol

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2 days ago

this means we won the kulak trade

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2 days ago

it would have been so jar jar if he let in one immediately after coming in

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