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Forged in the flames of Hell Opinions are mine alone and probably not even endorsed by the rest of Strawberry If you're under 18 then fuck off

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Latest posts by capedastaroth.bsky.social on Bluesky

ah yes I too love snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

10.11.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Vox in this headline just makes it funnier imo ๐Ÿ˜จ

10.11.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2001    ๐Ÿ” 304    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 161    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

Showed my mother in law episode 4 tonight. She yawned audibly and said "is that you?" 7 times.

10.11.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 446    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Most people dont respond to spam texts.
Nina is not most people.

10.11.2025 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 429    ๐Ÿ” 49    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

can't wait another few decades for it to just turn back into a fucking van

09.11.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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and that's how babies are made

09.11.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I love hearing news the church that kicked me out for being lesbian is getting into controversies bc their pastors are either predators or committing adulteryโ€ฆ
Meanwhile I design both Heaven and Hell now for the number 1 show on Prime ๐Ÿฅฐ I wish them a horrible life โœŒ๐Ÿป

08.11.2025 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1357    ๐Ÿ” 207    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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hard to know which of these was my favorite.
And in case you're wondering, no, I'm not done.

08.11.2025 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 330    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

gonna run for president with my campaign promise being that a man should get hit by a truck once a week on every thursday

08.11.2025 12:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
From an interview with Vince Gilligan: โ€œI hate AI,โ€ Gilligan says with a chuckle. โ€œAI is the worldโ€™s most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think thereโ€™s a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit. Itโ€™s basically a bunch of centibillionaires whose greatest life goal is to become the worldโ€™s first trillionaires. I think theyโ€™re selling a bag of vapor.โ€

From an interview with Vince Gilligan: โ€œI hate AI,โ€ Gilligan says with a chuckle. โ€œAI is the worldโ€™s most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think thereโ€™s a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit. Itโ€™s basically a bunch of centibillionaires whose greatest life goal is to become the worldโ€™s first trillionaires. I think theyโ€™re selling a bag of vapor.โ€

Be like Vince Gilligan.
#FUCKAI

08.11.2025 10:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
07.11.2025 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 460    ๐Ÿ” 134    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

06.11.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8925    ๐Ÿ” 3277    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 79    ๐Ÿ“Œ 89
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โ€œ0% woke shitโ€

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

07.11.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17927    ๐Ÿ” 5899    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 399    ๐Ÿ“Œ 302

should create a new genre of media and call it "vengeful yaoi"

05.11.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah cuz that shit ain't cheap and i don't wanna get fucked in the ass by tariffs

05.11.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this looks like something i'd enjoy

05.11.2025 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i gotta find a way to get eddie van halen's raw guitar sound up my ass

05.11.2025 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

can't believe i get to watch billionaire 9/11 happen in real time

05.11.2025 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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04.11.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 716    ๐Ÿ” 323    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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Gravity on Times Square!!!!
๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿชฝโš”๏ธ
#HazbinHotel #Lute

03.11.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 983    ๐Ÿ” 185    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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04.11.2025 11:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4980    ๐Ÿ” 1672    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 86

There are always things we can learn from feedback but at this point you wonโ€™t see any of that until/if/when we are on season FIVE. We give ourselves criticism, we work through it best we can. Animation takes so long, writing is done at the TOP. ๐Ÿ‘

03.11.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1742    ๐Ÿ” 216    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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goals. now that HOPEFULLY the tariffs are gonna fuck off, i can get back to buying my outfit

03.11.2025 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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scourge

03.11.2025 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 374    ๐Ÿ” 135    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€˜Opposing the inevitability of AI at universities is possible and necessaryโ€™ | Radboud University Since the widespread release of ChatGPT in December of 2022, AI has taken over much of the world by storm โ€“ including academia. Most of this happened with very little pushback, despite a myriad of iss...

โ€˜Study after study shows that students want to develop these critical thinking skills, are not lazy, and large numbers of them would be in favor of banning ChatGPT and similar tools in universitiesโ€™, says @olivia.science www.ru.nl/en/research/...

01.11.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2110    ๐Ÿ” 843    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 85
ulauncher for "mesen", showing "welcome screen" (welco[me s]cre[en]) ranked above "mesen"

ulauncher for "mesen", showing "welcome screen" (welco[me s]cre[en]) ranked above "mesen"

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god i hate computers

02.11.2025 08:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1149    ๐Ÿ” 206    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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Remember to be considerate tonight while trick-or-treating!

31.10.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3500    ๐Ÿ” 1108    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34
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putting an entire Oreo in your mouth

31.10.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 257    ๐Ÿ” 71    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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