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I make my living by 1) creating virtuosic farting noises through rolled up tubes of sheet metal, or, 2) I’m often teaching others how to do the same. Who knew artisanal flatulence making could be such life giving, meaningful work!? www.trumpetwithpaul.com
The American revolution started 250 years ago. Now in 2025, tyranny is once again at our door. Unfortunately, today the danger comes from within.
#StopTrump #StopMAGA #StopCruelty #StopStupidity #StopDestruction #StopAuthoritarianism #StopFacism #StopDeportations #StopAmericanKings #StopOligarchy
Some of you wanted to know the direct link for booking trumpet lessons--here it is! Thank you again for sharing with the trumpet enthusiasts in your life!
www.trumpetwithpaul.com/lessons
Checkout my new website! My new site integrates with my YouTube channel and allows me to teach lessons on my own platform. Video courses and more resources are coming soon!
www.trumpetwithpaul.com
Please share with trumpet enthusiasts in your life! 🎺
Judge Dale Ho...wow. You've inherited the motherland of a hot mess this past week in your courtroom. I can't imagine there is much precedent for how to proceed through this circus. However, I suspect you are one badass human. God speed, and good luck with whatever history making there is to be done!
18.02.2025 21:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The words Dumb. Stupid. Poopy. and Diaper best describe the period of history we all are living through now.
This is the best I can do today, people. I’m sorry. Not sorry.
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It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to point out that what is happening isn’t sustainable. It’s certainly dangerous. Maybe Trump and MAGA Republican Party will collapse under the weight of its own stupidity. Maybe we will all die when that happens. Maybe we won’t. 🤷🏼♂️
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Who’s to blame? Everyone. But politically. The Republican Party should just end. It’s deteriorated from its amazing beginnings into a political party that has the dubious distinction of enabling one of the DUMBEST chapters in the history of the world.
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I suppose he’s making his own unique impression. But it is such a bizzare shit show—I cannot escape the image of him waddling his way into history in a dirty depends diaper. Like…how long do we have to smell his dirty diaper before we decide as a society to take it off and throw it away?!
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Wow. Trump is less America’s Hitler, and perhaps more America’s Napoleon. Except that Trump is actually way more incompetent than either of these historical villains. Trump is perhaps as colorful and charismatic. (He’s literally orange.)
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I worry for my students, family, and loved ones living in/near Chicago—some of whom are immigrants living in the midst of the Trump administration’s immigration raids.
I intend to RESIST this evil cruelty as much as I’m able.
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Welp, The Orange Turd is now officially President of the United States of America…again.
Maybe he’ll surprise us all and be the GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. I honestly hope that happens for everyone’s sake. But then again…I wasn’t born yesterday.
#goodluck #merica
Miss you too!
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When I said I make virtuosic farting sounds by blowing through rolled up tubes of sheet metal—this is what I was talking about.
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Hello, world.
Paul Murphy has landed on yet another social media service. May god have mercy on my soul.
