Only after his first sit down with Matt Yglesias

Emperor Justinian's invasion of his own country hastened the fall of the Roman Empire. But after a thousand years of darkness and poverty Italy saw a Renaissance. Could the same thing happen here?

Straight out of the imagination of @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

Link to the court case?

Surprised the number is that low

These boxes are not moving. A mind-bending optical illusion by Japanese artist Jagarikin.

If they can do that to Abrego Garcia, they can do that to you.

Beard bump +5 points

“Why am I so sad today?” I ask myself after staring at my little handheld sadness machine and clicking all the sad little things that will definitely make me sad

Poll: Majority of Americans Favor Swapping Trump for Abrego Garcia Poll respondents agreed that a maximum security prison in El Salvador is an appropriate place to house a felon convicted on 34 counts.

Poll respondents agreed that a maximum security prison in El Salvador is an appropriate place to house a felon convicted on 34 counts.

The older I get, the more there isn’t a good time for anything. Like it’s either too early or I’m too busy or I’m too tired because it’s after 5:30 so just stop asking me things altogether I guess idk

When I lived there Oakland was basically a second downtown for the city. Real downtown for the office towers, Oakland for the universities and hospitals.

This is why I dropped my project management class

Measles was declared eliminated from the United States in 2000 by the World Health Organization due to the success of vaccination efforts.

It's back and now in 18 states? Why? Anti-vaxxers.

I don’t want to exaggerate my powers of prediction but I posted this ten years ago:

PitchBot’s reach continues to expand. Look at all the commenters not realizing it is satire.

Kamala Harris warned us that Trump was going to do all the things that he's now doing. But she wasn't likable enough when she did it.

It takes guts to sign your own pink slip like that 😩

No lies detected, sadly

100%

That’s right. 🇺🇦

Starmer to Zelenskyy: You are very very welcome here in Downing Street. As you heard from the cheers outside, you have full backing across the United Kingdom.

Paging @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

I can meet you on April 31

This is literally the street I live on.

I can’t stress enough how much of an improvement this has made to my life.

There’s always one comment on the PitchBot that might not realize it’s biting satire