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Mike cleans a lot of cock.

Stroking? You wish, lol. You can only pinch your little micro peen

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Maybe to bluesky users.

So what? Doesn't make me wrong.

Non sequitur

I think most Americans are either apathetic and don't really care, or they are full-on MAGA and think the kidnappings are exactly what they voted for.

Everyone is just watching it happen.

He must have gotten a terminal diagnosis.

This descriptive quote from @acitrano.bsky.social says it all.

"It's almost impossible to believe he exists. It's as if we took everything that was bad about America, scraped it up off the floor, wrapped it all up in an old hot dog skin, and then taught it to make noises with its face."

California?

Heathen

That's some Saltburn-sounding kinda shit. Good luck

Nah, it's just complacency.

Where'd you hear that?

I remember when a white British man played Gandhi in brownface.

Dude had jokes.

I don't think most modern religious ppl truly believe in the afterlife either. They certainly don't act like it.

Unfortunately, videos of Latinos being beaten and kidnapped in broad daylight aren't having the same impact today

I love Brett Spinner!

Ashes to ashes and dust to dust, right?

There'so many. This one is recent and I think it slaps.

I think it's a strong contender. Here's one of my old favorites.

I've never lost a "who gets the last word" contest in my life. You better strap in bc I don't sleep, bruh.

Replying to yourself now?

Looking at your sad reply history. Looks like I'm the first person to ever reply to you, lol. And you treat me like this?! 😢

All the teams are in different zip codes.

When did I insult you, cupcake?

I'm a donor. And I definitely plan to go to science and research