Yup. Pour it in a cup of ice and my stoned ass is thinking it's water
White people are insufferable
Former Cardinals Pro Bowl QB Kyler Murray has signed a 1-year deal with the Vikings, per me and @tompelissero.bsky.social
Minnesota moved quickly after Murray’s release from Arizona, and now will have the former No. 1 overall pick compete with JJ McCarthy to start.
I knew the economy was bad when Apple said “let’s lower the prices on the computers”
You're a good man. Had so much fucking fun at the Tigers game with you, my brother.
A great father, great man, and a hell of a time at a ballgame
He was going to.
40mg would have me speaking in binary code,
01001000 01000101 01001100 01010000
I don't understand why sometimes a motherfucker will come and kick me while I'm down. I'm tryin to just get through the day, G.
I wouldn’t let him manage a Denny’s
Hell yeah
Going to a work convention thing and seeing some folks I have kind of lost touch with over the years and while I’m excited to get away from Minnesota for a bit, I am going to answer every innocuous question of “how have you been?” with the Lisa Simpson stare.
Zion Williamson:
For anyone outside of Minnesota who has been wondering why progressives & leftists absolutely despise Jacob Frey, here is a very clear cut example.
Eric DeCosta when he realizes his Maxx Crosby-Trey Hendrickson shenanigans will cost the Ravens a 3rd-round comp pick in 2027:
Me, in 30 years having not gotten the news that the boycott ended
Yea, the idea of “financial literacy” as it is sold to people is bullshit.
Oh... it's a RECESSION recession
"That is a Slim slam!"
I'm not but I'm still alive. Like I know so many have it worse, are enduring worse suffering. But I'm in a state where I'm wondering if it's even worth it to work to heal and be a better version of me
I've been in a very dark headspace. I don't even feel like it's worth it to try to heal, to get better.
Bringing this back since Slo Mo has returned to the Wolves
Talked about Murray in depth with @danpizzuta.bsky.social on the pod. But in short: A bunch of teams *should* take a swing here…and Kyler *should* prefer Minnesota.
Let's get drunk and watch the Wild
