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🙂 Morning, Luke.

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This is unrelated but I don’t want to start another thread

Guys I spent like four hours assembling a coffee table yesterday with one of those little hydraulic tops so you can go “fpppt” and it brings you your dinner or whatever but I put the top on backwards and now it just falls over

Two cats sitting on my desk in the way

Lots of helping going on today

I don't fully trust anyone who doesn't adore libraries, especially haunted libraries. In terms of desired afterlife real estate, few places compare to library or bookshop. I am going to try hard to haunt my favourite one when the time comes. – #CJosiffe #Libraries #Ghosts

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Happy Bastille Day everyone!

I would say Trump’s handling of the Epstein list is such a disaster FEMA should be called but he fucked that up too

The problem isn't that generativeAI will get so good it will replace artists. It can't and never will.

The problem is that uncreative and incurious people will flood every venue with so much regurgitated slop that no artist has a chance of ever being seen or found.

These are not strays.

Beloved pets are heading to L.A. shelters as families face deportation. They need new fosters and forever homes.

Jonathan is out!

There is currently an NWS flash flood warning in effect for all five boroughs of NYC.

But no City agency has posted it on this platform.

Please help spread the word.

“If you live in a basement apartment or low-lying area, be ready to move to higher ground.”

A kid on a scooter wearing a helmet and riding safely through the space-time continuum. The text reads: They told me I could be whatever I want. I chose to be The Time Scooter. Make sure your own Time Scooters always wear a helmet, knee pads, elbow pads, and wrist pads when they ride.

Ride safe, Time Scooters.

Donald Trump's bill makes your life more expensive this year, next year, the year after that, and the year after that.

Floating Monk

Come down from there at once, Brother Gareth.

The sun is too hot
Immobile cars, angry looks
Why aren’t there more trains?

This is the same MAGA rep who was accused in February of assaulting a woman — not his wife, they’re divorcing — but Ed Martin refused to sign off on the arrest warrant.

@anntelnaes.bsky.social

Goodnight from Petra Merrill, heading towards Hod Covert with a fistful of iron nails to get her brother’s Action Man back from the Wood Sprite Blood Whip. Goodnight from Darcy King, hoping there’s a safe way to summon the Amber-eyed Man into her dreams. Goodnight from Hookland.

roses are red
peonies are pale
forgive my delay, I was

happy to report the bartender understands the airport rule of substituting various ingredients with equal quantities of vodka, sir it is a pleasure to meet another traditionalist

There is an annual penny farthing race in Maryland, a sport that for all its whimsy requires fitness and strategy and involves riding a bike so potentially dangerous that a guy who explained to me how you race them broke two ribs the first time he tried

For this Shark Awareness Day, I thought I'd repost these funny and old illustrations that share some facts about sharks! 🦈✨

#SharkAwarenessDay

I don't know why the council spent money on a bronze model of the town for the promenade. Don't they know anything about sympathetic magic? About the correspondence between macrocosm and microcosm? What happens if a seagull shits on it? They'd be terrible consequences – Rowena Weaver, 1982 #VOH

When that beat hits, it doesn't matter how many legs you have

every time a Christian evangelist or other weirdo tries to tell you how the Bible hates this or that, they start reading from the letters of Paul

UPDATE: DOJ Ethic director Tirrell posts his termination letter on LinkedIn. Says his oath “did not come with the caveat that I need only support the Constitution when it is easy or convenient.”

Owl sitting in profile on a branch with red flowers.

In #JapaneseFolklore, there is a #yokai known as tatarimokke, which translates as cursed infant. Tatarimokke appear just like an ordinary owl but in fact they are the spirit of a dead baby or young child. They remain close to the home they lived in when alive...
#OwlishMonday #MythologyMonday
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dont listen to democrats and other liberals saying people shouldnt pound at this issue. anything that makes them squirm is fair game.

i love how they spent 8 years saying michelle obama was trying to control kids when she said they should eat healthy and now theyre literally full-on fascists