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The IT guy came to fix my internet and I watched him struggle to decide which of my bookmarks to use to test it (MUGSHOTS? SPARS? SATISFACTION?)

18.11.2025 20:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If walgreens was a person. would you fuck them

13.09.2025 00:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yikes! my dad is texting q's about fb and I dont even what he's referring to....

12.09.2025 23:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every time I hear a weird noise in my new house I say oh loud "Oh that's just the ghoul." And then I repeat in a whisper "~°that's just the ghoul°~ Its doing wonders for me tbh

24.04.2025 21:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Giving myself a tiny taste of torture by working a job that is 90% spreadsheets

04.04.2025 22:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I truly always want to hear the song Sycamore by Bill Callahan. It's a little disease I have 😇

25.03.2025 00:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Holding a tiny baby and asking "WHERE are your TEETH?"

27.02.2025 01:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Possession (Mixed media, 2025)

09.02.2025 15:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is that Its all coming back to me now Sound Effect wind. Celine Dion ass wind

07.02.2025 00:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Obsessed with how yoga teachers are always telling me to find my breath when I'm barely clinging to life in their class 😘

04.02.2025 03:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me at work: I looooove spreadsheet I looove database

Me at home: what's a computer

03.02.2025 22:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Expecting me??? A wretched little creature??? to work past 3pm??? Must be evil!

31.01.2025 22:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Always mere inches away from making a twilight reference on the internet

31.01.2025 01:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Humbled by the dances of tik tok tbh

30.01.2025 00:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Going to a function? Nice
Leaving a function early? Niceeee

27.01.2025 03:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

January Moodboard hiiiiiii

23.01.2025 23:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0