Nobody fuxxx w Bundt pans anymore, huh? Sheeeeesh

🫩 New emoji is lookin’ haggard as hell #madeinourimage #defmadeinUSA

Pizza Bones is my absolute favorite way to refer to crust 💯
You heard it here—from my sitting in the car b4 going inside diaries.

I have an elder friend who trades me baked goods to take care of her dog sometimes, and tomorra she’s hooking me up w/ a twofer! 🥹

Next year will be Oprah & Gayle’s 50th friendship anniversary of being best friends. Mark yer calendar—2026 is fer the besties 👯‍♂️

I always mash up Tinder and Grindr, making a combo move that could be the special third option, Tindr, that’s T4T only.

Turns out I’m rly good at GeoGuessing. Within 24hrs, I’m at level 27 and my last location guess was just 82mile off 💫

Not me crying and feeling inspired by the finale of Soul Eater. It reminded me of who I am at my core, and that’s relentless as fuck.

I did almost two full neutral grip pull ups, so consider me motivated af now to achieve my pull up goals 💁🏼‍♂️

I successfully compartmentalized two sneezes despite having a mouthful of Kombucha (w/o having it come out my nose!)—what CAN’T I do?