Tyler Jacobs

That moment when you spend $140 on a new Crybaby Wah knowing full well that you are in your thirties and that was grocery money

If anyone wants to use Billionaire Ouroboros as a track name/story title I give permission to use it (just pls buy me a coffee)

Billionaire Ouroboros would be a pretty sick track name

I miss Tobey Keith :(

I'm ready to drink ether from the cup of life. I want to breathe fire as I glide over oceans and move the earth beneath me. I want a soul that strikes through yours and engulfs it in a cleansing flame. Melt my flesh as my bones vibrate a sweet hymn of harmony 🤍

This is my hometown. Some early 30s advice:

If you left your hometown to pursue a life surrounded by functional adults and more opportunity but feel that overwhelming sense of homesickness: plan a week long trip to visit. Moving back is not worth it

I just poured bottle water on my mouse pad and was able to rub off almost a full jar of built up dirt and grime and I've been air drying it by waving it around in the office and it's Kill la Kill so I hope no one notices and I'm afraid that it'll start to smell like mildew and today is not my day 💀💀

Aquaman, but with hot dog water

It's like weaponized blind patriotism, but if used by your bosses daughter

FL Studio is way too fun. The user friendly interface is so nice. I'm currently only using the trial version, but this will be an easy purchase. I'm getting closer to being a bedroom artist, I can feel it

#singleuncledreams

Just gonna say it... top tier ADTR

New open world Donkey Kong announced FUCKING LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I got to live in Wisconsin for a few years, and I got to meet some really cool and down to earth people while up there. I'm glad to see that you still can't buy them out so easily. To any Wisconsinite, I love you and miss that state every day 🤍✊️

6) Use deer pelt as a rug for living room

Plans for getting a wife

1) Disconnect from social media and find a cave in the woods, convert into a house

2) Learn how to be one of the greatest marksman with a bow and rifle

3) Hunt the largest deer in the woods

4) Prepare the meat and clean/bleach the skull

5) Present skull and meat to wife

Going to work and making a comment on someone's Hatsune Miku "Goodmorning" gif and all of a sudden the weeb floodgates open and we talk about anime for 2 hours straight.

This is a good monday

Just got tickets for the Sleep Token show in September.

I am equal parts sick from ticket prices for shows, and excited for Worship 🙏

Music has been pretty incredible lately. Sleep Token makes me ENVIOUS with how well they understand their own sound and just make beautiful metal with it.

I forgot how intimidating/exciting it is when your PC parts come in. Also, nothing like having $1200 worth of equipment just chilling on your doorstep while at work x.x

That being said, this 9070 XT is sexxxxy

Someone better tell Elon that boot straps are $8 before he can't afford them

Pleeeeaaase tell me that there may be files of the video of Trump sucking Elons toes floating around

This is a new age of revolution in America and I'll be damned if American history gets lost to time

Every time I listen to this song, this is the energy I want to radiate to other people once I become a town elder

Idk if I'm turning this from a misdemeanor to a felony but I think grilled cheese with plantains would rock

These guys remain to blow my mind with some of the most moving and visceral death metal ever put out

My head feels like a swarm of angry flies and working in health insurance just makes me feel like their claim will be denied

Anybody want to go live a lumberjack life with me?

Watching the Eagles absolutely destroy KC is only complimented by a solid half time show.

Philly is hungry rn

Sad single unc blues
This album is beautiful and people who disagree are nerds tbh

Imma need some energy thrown my way. It's gonna be blood, sweat and tears with some syrup sandwiches to get me by. 2025 is gonna be my year if it kills me

With no water wings

Facts