Howdy Doodat

The citizens of the country of Uruguay learned a shocking revelation this week: they are all guay #worldnews #jokes

Finally playing our first live show tomorrow @ 11AM for Hope Fest 2025. It's going to be a blast, and hopefully more shows to come in the future. We have a few new tracks that we'll be recording soon, so keep an eye out. The gang and I always appreciate the support #music #anaesthetic #hopefest2025

Even though I'm in my late 20s, my grandfather still does not consider me a man because he is dead #jokes

Let God Sort Em Out is one of the best albums I've ever heard. Pharell's production is on another level, Malice and Pusha's bars are otherworldly and the features were insane from Tyler and Kendrick to Nas. Album of the year, decade, idfc it hits different #clipse #letgodsortemout

I think that I could have a very successful career in porn because I'm a terrible writer #jokes #writing

Kendrick is going to be the first Super Bowl halftime performer to tell America to turn their TV off #Kendrick #superbowl #jokes

To be immune to what others think of you involves the good as well as the bad #philosophy

A very Happy Black History Month to all. It still baffles me how much American history has been whitewashed, but if you want to find the truth you'll always have to read for yourself #blackhistorymonth

I could easily outcrazy a crazy person because they don't try, but I really would #crazy #jokes

Kanye is really not that tall, he's only about Ye high #Kanye #jokes

My therapist told me that the only thing stopping me is myself. I'll remember that the next time I'm behind a school bus #therapy #jokes

You've got me there, brother

If it looks like trash and smells like trash, you don't need to taste it to make sure: trust your senses #philosophy #lifehack #jokes

Why should we make lemonade when life gives us lemons? So that we can market and sell the lemonade, eventually becoming billionaire lemonade entrepreneurs because apparently life is only about creating wealth #drinktherich #philosophy #jokes

Whoever said that marijuana is a gateway drug has clearly never been to St. Louis