git patch paulie

girls kissing

A Wikipedia "In the news" section reading: Prime Minister of Mongolia Luvsannamsrain Oyun-Erdene (pictured) resigns after weeks of protests. In the Netherlands, an early election is called after the Schoof cabinet collapses as the PVV abandons the governing coalition. Lee Jae-myung is elected as president of South Korea. In cricket, the Indian Premier League concludes with Royal Challengers Bengaluru defeating Punjab Kings. Karol Nawrocki is elected as president of Poland.

hashtag democracy works !!!

they made astro. build gay !!!

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bhaha the profile picture seals your fate

*looking through ghidra output*
these bozos use a bunch of global variables called shit like DAT_08045420. everyone knows globals are bad

I refuse to use Bun because it gives off intense techbro vibes

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the competition was over before it started

Kirby or Yuri Is this the title of a Kirby song, or the title of a work of yuri fiction?

someone sent me this quiz and its so mean https://www.sporcle.com/games/TheDahliaBlooms/kirby-or-yuri

there's only room for one Astro-obsessed Jules in this town bucko

Discord message from me: made a plugin to show all message timestamps in eastern time so I stop dming people at 3 am The timestamp reads "6:00 PM (12:00 PM)".

currently on vacation

Go is what you get when the designers of a programming language are brave enough to ask the question “what if better things were *not* possible?”

i live on corpo gaming computer. i log into windows and it gives me ads. then i have a bunch of apps auto open. discord tells me to buy nitro. steam gives me full blast view of cool new ads. epic games launcher takes full control over the bottom right of my screen to give me ads. the ea app crashes

GitHub issue just titled "please send help" with the body "I don't know what happens really, I'm scared. [...]"

hell yeah

autistic people will really get bored one day and end up finding a vulnerability with a CVSS of 9.3

Haskell loves you too, little lesbian!

12 year old c# developer who was born in 2013 and makes geometry dash mods: what do u mean u used to only be able to use .NET on windows

my biggest Git weakness is having ADHD so I can never split work into meaningful commits since I always get sidetracked and fix something meaningless while touching up something else

obligatory you are loved and i hope you're safe

going to commit rust osdev kernel crimes now. you know that you're doing it right when you turn on llvm and it writhes in pain. obligatory s/llvm/girls. is this what being in the zone feels like???

gay night!

this means a lot !! <3

obligatory jesus fuck it's hot

where catppuccin

referring to your piece of software as she>>>>

gay !! (me too)