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wyd mariners?

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

the Tigers have too many pitchers who are shaped like cops. these are the acceptable pitcher styles:

∙ giraffe guy with patchy facial hair
∙ sunken-eyed IT-looking dude
∙ bad hair + bad facial hair + demonic splitter
∙ 19th century dilettante
∙ wet guy

“Watching” a shitty baseball team, tho.

What did I do to deserve this on a Friday night?

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More Pritzker, Less Newsom - Truthdig The country needs righteous anger and sharp, rousing defenses of progressive values, not California centrism served with a side of meme.

Some thoughts about the Great Khan heading into Chicagoland's big Reverse Fort Sumter weekend.

He forgets a lot. But the worst is that he’s just really gd boring. No amusing anecdotes, no insight that’s not from the media guide. Abner Doubledip should stick to “when I played” stories and leave PBP to Rooney.

I really dislike him 😆

I feel the same way about Horton. He’s…fine? as the color guy but bad as PBP.

Not the point at all but that’s not a ranch-style house.

No Fall, no Tots. Critch is not ready for prime time.

WHAT is Brentford wearing? Surely they’re running afoul of some UPS trademark. #whatcanbrowndoforyou

The STL office just got a ton of new agents!

Ooooh, Veth’s not having it! Defending shit calls but not taking criticism, BOLD stance. Daring, even.

That’s my guy!

The only other possible contender is fresh-from-the-broiler Famous Barr French onion soup. It doesn’t have the sticking qualities of provel, but onions in the eyes might compensate.

NEVER BUNT ASSHOLES

Picture of the moon on the Dodgers Stadium Jumbotron.

“I wish you folks in St. Louis could see this moon.”

30 Rock
Twin Peaks

MN goalie kit is 🔥

Hector y Chad spinoff when? #Acapulco

I don’t think the issue is that you posted a link to the piece.

Also good

Actually good

The fuck are these douchebags doing on the statcast?

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