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dad, joke person, hard-hat job haver

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You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?

10.08.2025 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8369    ๐Ÿ” 760    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 182    ๐Ÿ“Œ 94

Every day you should thank plants, they turn sunlight into drugs!

11.08.2025 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 112    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

do yourself a favor and look up Ginuwineโ€™s real name

11.08.2025 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

I respect him coming out as the smelliest guy selling bracelets at the farmer's market

10.08.2025 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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you got it boss

08.08.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1262    ๐Ÿ” 302    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

Hurry up and release the JEK files!

08.08.2025 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Dave Matthews Band bus incident
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Dave Matthews Band's tour bus stopping at the Kinzie Street Bridge to empty its blackwater tank
On August 8, 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped an estimated 800 pounds (360 kg) of human waste from the bus's blackwater tank through the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago onto
an open-top passenger sightseeing boat sailing in the Chicago River below. The incident became popularly known as the Dave Matthews Band incident! or Poopgate. 2]

Dave Matthews Band bus incident Article Talk Dave Matthews Band's tour bus stopping at the Kinzie Street Bridge to empty its blackwater tank On August 8, 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped an estimated 800 pounds (360 kg) of human waste from the bus's blackwater tank through the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago onto an open-top passenger sightseeing boat sailing in the Chicago River below. The incident became popularly known as the Dave Matthews Band incident! or Poopgate. 2]

Happy 21st anniversary to the Dave Matthews Band poop incident en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Ma...

08.08.2025 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1466    ๐Ÿ” 447    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 70
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Flex post, flex post, flex post, flex post, flex post, flex post, BOLLARD.
#WorldBollardAssociation

13.05.2025 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1931    ๐Ÿ” 406    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 97

itโ€™s not good that some monkeys smoke cigarettes. but it is cool

14.08.2023 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 546    ๐Ÿ” 68    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I feel like MrBeast and Joey Chestnut should switch names

05.07.2025 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 134    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Marc Maron from his new special:

โ€œProgressives have really gotta figure out how to deal with this buzzkill problem. I know these are important issues, but you do realize we annoyed the average American into fascism. You do realize that.โ€

05.08.2025 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 428    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Man, wrestling fans are super weird.

05.08.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nah, I'm fully aware of how to navigate problematic entertainment, and I love wrestling. Don't worry.

05.08.2025 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

And we're back!

05.08.2025 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Between this and Lesnar coming back, I picked a super weird time to get waaaaay into wrestling.

05.08.2025 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

new favorite account

05.08.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guillermo Del Toro Girl?

05.08.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Real talk. There's a list of about 147 things they're doing now that if you don't see anything wrong with them,

YOUR๐Ÿ‘ASS๐Ÿ‘IS๐Ÿ‘IN๐Ÿ‘A๐Ÿ‘CULT๐Ÿ‘

05.08.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 818    ๐Ÿ” 116    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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I got mad about AI so I made this comic about The Fucking Point of it all (1/7)

04.08.2025 06:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4674    ๐Ÿ” 2076    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37
Variety headline: Scarlett Johansson and Adam Driver Fighting in 'Marriage Story' Is Being Used by the USDA to Scare Off Wolves and Save Cattle: 'They Need to Know Humans Are Bad'

Variety headline: Scarlett Johansson and Adam Driver Fighting in 'Marriage Story' Is Being Used by the USDA to Scare Off Wolves and Save Cattle: 'They Need to Know Humans Are Bad'

Perfect headline, no notes

04.08.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 545    ๐Ÿ” 118    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I do admire the branding of Lunchables where it doesnโ€™t promise a child a good lunch, it promises an item that has the ability to achieve lunch

04.08.2025 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 488    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I like "clanker" but a lot of you guys seem way too enthusiastic about getting to use a new slur

04.08.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

okay but I'm going to need a mid comedy movie where this kid is a teenager in 2041 but still dresses and acts like it's 1994

04.08.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 129    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Eat Pant Bart

Eat Pant Bart

This is better than any art AI has ever made

27.03.2025 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3442    ๐Ÿ” 579    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

Mamdani is an avengers-level threat to nyc

03.08.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quote posts disabled lol

03.08.2025 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why does Roman Reigns have the Sonic the Hedgehog font?

02.08.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
orange cat lying on floor with square lights reflected on his flank that resembles lit windows

orange cat lying on floor with square lights reflected on his flank that resembles lit windows

live action catbus looking pretty sweet

01.08.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29710    ๐Ÿ” 3623    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 540    ๐Ÿ“Œ 178

R2 getting locked out of the entire house for being an excited little freak about it, 3PO getting the same but because he keeps meekly asking to watch

31.07.2025 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Drives me crazy. "Samurai sword" like, you know "samurai" but "katana" is too much for you?

Somebody get me my naginata!

31.07.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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