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Richard Whittaker

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Award-winning reporter and film critic. Veep, Austin Film Critics Association. Bylines at Austin Chronicle. The Times, Birth.Movies.Death. Heard on One of Us, Overhated, Certified Forgotten. https://www.rottentomatoes.com/critics/richard-whittaker/movies

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So Mills has invented PIOs that won't return your calls? I mean, one, that's not much of a change but two, that's not how this works, Mike.

06.10.2025 03:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I love The Money Pit."

06.10.2025 03:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a raccoon standing with his arms crossed in front of a marvel sign ALT: a raccoon standing with his arms crossed in front of a marvel sign
06.10.2025 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Don't call me a racoon!"

06.10.2025 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Han did not shoot first."

05.10.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think Queer Eye is when it gains traction.

There's a lot to be written about how much polari becomes common British slang due to the characters Julian and Sandy on the radio show Round the Horne ...

05.10.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hulce's performance on Out There is just perfection.

05.10.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Poster for the animated film The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996). From the top of the bell tower, we see between the bells down into Paris blazing in orange. Quasimodo sits on the ledge reaching out for a dove.

Poster for the animated film The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996). From the top of the bell tower, we see between the bells down into Paris blazing in orange. Quasimodo sits on the ledge reaching out for a dove.

This week for the first in my Spooky Season Monster Mash series, I watched a movie with the scariest monster I can think of: Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame in which the monster wraps himself in unjust laws and bible quotes to commit genocide and assault.
blackwhiteandread.com/monster-mash...

04.10.2025 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Strong contender for Disney's best animated feature. Stirring, epic, the most complete and integrated score, and comedy gargoyles!

05.10.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Been a few years, but I recall Clockers being pretty close and actually good.

04.10.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think some have, but it doesn't mean they survive the process. Most straight adaptations tend to be lifeless.

04.10.2025 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate when people say, "Oh, you have to be stoned/tripping to really get that film." Dude(tte), I've seen you laugh at an apple when you're high, and voluntarily watch a Pauly Shore film straight. We're not letting you edit the Cahiers du Cinema after a bong rip.

04.10.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reminder that Vance should wake up every morning and thank Ron Howard, and Tim Duggan and Jonathan Jao (his editors at HarperCollins) for inflicting his 'biography' on us.

04.10.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I always get frustrated when directors and actors claim Brando was naturalistic. He was just his own brand of ham.

04.10.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He briefly, Donkey Kong-style, remounted them with that first half season, but after that hooooboy. I mean, how bad do you have to fail to make a horror series set in a carnival and alienate me, your clear target audience?

04.10.2025 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People got actually near-naturalistic performances with Mumblecore and then bitched about it. All acting is artifice.

04.10.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The pr company involved deserves a raise and to never get their pitch emails opened again.

04.10.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excellently written, and reenforces my opinion that he went off the rails after the Halloween episode of season 1 of American Horror Story.

04.10.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At last, a member of that family who has done something to help small businesses and artists, and brought some joy to the world.

04.10.2025 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still got my Shout! Factory blu ...

04.10.2025 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

youtu.be/zTZFPgCMLRw?...

04.10.2025 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with glasses and a green tie says " i live in a van down by the river " while talking to two people ALT: a man with glasses and a green tie says " i live in a van down by the river " while talking to two people

At least you always have a roof over your head.

03.10.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Grabber '26: At Least He Admits To It.

03.10.2025 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why lure 'em into a van when you can just call it a campaign internship?

03.10.2025 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dropped Groceries The Grabber GIF ALT: Dropped Groceries The Grabber GIF

"Cargill admits to windowless van fantasies."

03.10.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Family Guy | Peter does not care for The Godfather
YouTube video by CutawayGuyX Family Guy | Peter does not care for The Godfather

Every film critic in their heart: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYAi...

03.10.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nazi Pogs.

03.10.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It looks like what you'd win at the carnival if you didn't get enough tickets for that coke mirror or the Naruto Funko Pop for you girlfriend's kid.

03.10.2025 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

America is now run by the worst carnies.

03.10.2025 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Taylor Swift - Anti-Hero (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Taylor Swift Taylor Swift - Anti-Hero (Official Music Video)

As someone who got tall young, the feeling of being too big for the world but still trying to squeeze in that's inherent in Johnson's performance hit very close to home. It reminded me of the second verse of Anti-Hero. www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1kb...

03.10.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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