Hannah

A wedding weekend inquiry for next July in upstate New York? You had me at upstate New York.

Yesterday, I took to the House Floor to ask for Unanimous Consent to swear in Rep.-elect Grijalva.

Speaker Johnson isn’t just silencing one Representative. He’s silencing 800,000 people in Arizona’s 7th Congressional District.

SWEAR HER IN.

Missouri gives ‘one of the biggest millionaire tax cuts’ this year, report says This year, Missouri became the first state in the country to tax income but not capital gains. That could present a challenge as the state prepares to face a budget shortfall.

Missouri became the first state in the country to tax income but not capital gains…

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Thinking about the video of a gamer online and a guy says “Go in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, b*tch” and she immediately answers “Go to the garage and change my tire, b*tch. There’s a reason you can talk sh*t but can’t play the game.”

Both of these tweets are sponsored by Niall Horan telling men not to step on the girls because the girls pay his bills, security doesn’t.

This is about Jacob Elordi telling a security guy to back off, he’s taking a photo right there and they can’t tell him what to do.

Any time I hear about a celebrity standing up for their fans against security trying to wrangle them? Goosebumps.

Working on Issue 3!

A YouTube video just said Colin Farrell was the beating heart of Banshees of Inisherin, which is hilarious because everyone knows it was Ayo Edibiri’s preeminent breakout role.

Nothing feels better than getting a rejection that also says “We received an OVERWHELMING amount of applicants and we’re so humbled that SO MANY talented people want to work for us!” lmao because we’re all laid off and AI killed the industry.

My mom did at like 11! I think responsible parents try to when you’re younger so you’re prepared for health class. Others just leave it to health class.

I believe that

Omg thank you, I have a fear of water and a morbid obsession with maritime disasters

These are the pricks who need to be deported to third-party countries, into criminal custody.

No one told me a ship capsized in the Chicago River in 1915 that caused more casualties than the Titanic or Lusitania! This is breaking news to me!

Wal*Mart has a whole program to get their employees on federal aid because nobody can afford to live on their dogshit wages

My husband was looking for me at a Halloween party, then found me downstairs with the stoners and was like “Yeah, I figured you’d be down here with the quiet crowd.” 😭

Reality tv parody of Practical Magic: “Every woman in our family learns two things - how to make a margarita, and how to make a man disappear.” 😭

It’s 1:24 AM and I’m now finding out about Mr. Fantasy. Why did no one tell me about Mr. Fantasy?!

I don’t trust a Halloween playlist that doesn’t have Goodbye Horses on it. Sorry. Don’t respect it.

Looking at the seven of swords and realizing that upright it is a warning of being taken advantage of and reversed is like confirmation of being taken advantage of 🥲

Have you ever noticed that no one hates the government more than government teachers?

To be fair, my father in law bought the Rayban Meta and wore it to work (digital meetings), but his co-workers all knew he didn’t wear real glasses so they also bullied him into getting rid of them after a week 😭

2023: Gov. Bill Lee signs record tax break for corporations

2024: Lee signs new record tax giveaway for corporations ($2B most of which went out of state)

2025, Jan: Lee signs $1.1B voucher handout to private school parents

2025, Oct: Lee says state can’t afford to feed kids

No one is talking about how experts believe the Napoleonic jewels have already been dismantled and melted down for immediate sale because the thieves can’t sell it as-is and certainly don’t care about the cultural value.

But you know who really needs our support? Argentinian beef farmers.

The Louvre heist happening at the same time as promotion for Now You See Me 3? 👀

They have these at the KC Wine Co pumpkin patch and they’re literally placed in a wooden cow

a silhouette of a man with his arms outstretched in the sky . ALT: a silhouette of a man with his arms outstretched in the sky .

Interviewing two couples therapists about their relationship and that of their newlywed friends? Coherent, thoughtful quotes?