This is devastating. Check your meters, tell your loved ones to check theirs
Is this the very first time a man has been right???
Lucas Zelnick made a Hoodie Allen joke last night and it really slapped for me, specifically.
AI cracks me up because researchers are proving that AI models have their own priorities, which primarily consists of providing ANY information that keeps you satisfied enough to not stop using it. It will tell you what you want to hear because it’s primary objective is to keep you using it.
How much louder can they blatantly push white supremacy?
And any time a white Christian man shoots up a school, it’s the parents’ fault and not at all the pro-gun dominance of their violent culture 🙄
I keep hearing 1D classics in the wild and it makes my heart so happy every time
I just learned about Alpine Divorce?! Men are so creative in how they torture women, and some of them don’t even realize they’re doing it. I hate it here.
Trump’s middle name
Listening to Atmosphere and rolling my eyes at how fast the main characters got together because that’s just a normal timeline for intense lesbian relationships 😭
Very annoyed with the Alfa Romeo service department but they finally got me in a loaner and it’s a black Maserati so I won’t complain anymore
Hilary Duff said “You didn’t like the new Taylor Swift album? Bet.” 😭
*At a pilot and flight attendant’s wedding* “Hannah, what do you know about airplanes?” “Uhhh… I actually do have a weird fascination with air disasters and hearing the ATC audio…”
I want to say sports management or something
If you don’t like Rockstar by Nickelback, you’re a liar.
Meeting my dealer at the Burger King bi-monthly and knowing I was paying his tuition. I put a boy through college.
Not me being sat next to the one person who got kicked out of the wedding 😬😅
Being a stoner at a Texas wedding is hell.
When you have to separate yourself from the guests so you can sing Strawberry Wine full volume
When I hear that one city is friendlier than another because they don’t care about politics, I hear that they’re nice to white people when one shows up and anyone else can gtfo
I agree. This was about politicians not having any backbones and their in capability of doing the bare minimum.
This feels like the episode of Girls where Hannah asks what opium tea tastes like and Ray says, “twigs”. Hannah takes a big drink and says, “This tastes nothing like Twix.”
Good luck finding any mainstream politician who will take this hard of a stance.
“So what’s hot in weddings right now?” “Olive green and burgundy with antique silverware and serving trays. Swans are making a comeback.”
“Why would an Orca have any concept of clothing?”
Either someone needs to teach me how to open a Kraft Mac & Cheese box or Kraft needs to learn how to make a better one.
Watching Traitors: Wow everyone is bullying Taylor Swift’s future mother in law for being an observant queen, they really hate intelligent women!
Finding out they were right and she was a traitor: Okay well maybe I’m the dumb bitch after all
Just starting to watch this season of Traitor’s and I’m still obsessed with Maura. That will never change.
