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just finished baldy gate 3 What a fucking game man

15.02.2026 21:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I HATE THIS QUESTION SO MUCHHHHHH!!!!

15.02.2026 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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husband bringing me yummy bubble tea then making a bigggg batch of soup while listening to the sdew valley soundtrack oughghfghh

13.02.2026 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SIQIJDKWJQKDJWKJSW U are such a sick freak

11.02.2026 11:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

think im lowkey getting sick but โ€ฆ stardew concert toniteโ€ฆโ€ฆ. No grave can hold my body down Ill crawl home to her

11.02.2026 10:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just remember van goth won and got pissed off

10.02.2026 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

god i want a twilight tattoo so badddddddd

09.02.2026 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

everybody at this airport left their brains at home
bruh

08.02.2026 05:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i love my friends

05.02.2026 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SOOOO TRUEEEE ๐Ÿ”ฎ

29.01.2026 10:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

huband playing magic at his friendโ€™s placeโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ.. hehโ€ฆโ€ฆ. The ole ball an d chain ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

28.01.2026 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so fucking excited to get home, pet my babyboy, order some poutine and play baldy gate 3 until i pass the freak out !!!

28.01.2026 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

grapes are sooooo good when u want a little treat theyre sweet and also refreshing and cold and juicy!!! wowwww yummy yum

27.01.2026 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

100,000 COINS GOING IN MY BAG
YOU GIRLS ARE JUST BAD AT DRAG

24.01.2026 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bagel ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜€

23.01.2026 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

F1 being nominated is such a joke man ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

22.01.2026 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I FUCKING HATE WORKKKKK!!! I DONT EVEN GET PAID THAT MUCH !!!!! I WORK FOR PENNIES !!!!! AND THEYRE ALL SO INCOMPETENT !!!!!

21.01.2026 13:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I MISSED U TEWWWWW u gotta drop by fr โ€ฆ. miss ur tweets ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ

16.01.2026 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

omg hiiiii oomf :3

16.01.2026 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

its not just shit โ€” its fart ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ i fucking hate chatgpt speak you people cant even write instagram captions

16.01.2026 11:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

taking a moment to appreciate the fact that i do not have a uti at this moment. life is so beautiful

14.01.2026 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is this what being 25 is like

14.01.2026 10:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

its so humbling to come to the realisation that some people in your life just do not respect you. damn

14.01.2026 10:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

people on this train have been watching me fix my hair for 45 whole minutes

12.01.2026 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yesterdays pottery throwing class got me feeling like i did a whole body workout god damn brother

11.01.2026 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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saturdayโ€™s mood ๐Ÿ“–โ˜•

10.01.2026 11:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 373    ๐Ÿ” 80    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

buying christmas soap on jan 3rd

04.01.2026 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oomf (my husband) is singing eleanor rigby but w the lyrics โ€œskibidi rizzlerโ€

02.01.2026 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

EXACTLY BROTHER

02.01.2026 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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